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A Pussy in the Brothel

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 16, 2017 by KernutDecember 18, 2017
Pye's cat house, aka The Brothel.

As many of you know, Pye doesn’t travel well. You may recall the time she destroyed her brand new (cloth) carrier in a howling fit a few years ago.

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Posted in Brothels, Humor, She's Classy | Tagged Cats, Humor, Life of Pye, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Was the Petrified Cat Scared to Death? And a dollhouse on Main Street.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 26, 2017 by KernutNovember 1, 2017
A petrified cat. Was it scared to death?

If a cat is petrified and dead, was it scared to death?

(Ahahahaa! I crack me up!)

Seriously, folks, there’s a petrified (dead, not scared) cat in Pensacola. No, I’m not talking about Pye, my bi-polar feline companion for whom I occasionally consider finding a new home… she is alive and well and scratching the crap out of my furniture.

I am talking about a dead cat on display, no less, in a museum. Yup, right here in the good ol’ USA can you find such treasures at the local museum as a petrified (dead, not scared) cat on display.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Florida, Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, Lover of All Things Cheezy, Weird wacky wonderful

Happy Friday 5 – Celebrate like nobody’s calling the cops.

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 27, 2016 by KernutAugust 27, 2016
My view this coming winter.

Happy Friday 5 – Celebrate like nobody’s calling the cops. Quote I’m pondering:

“Can you imagine feeling at home in the world no matter where you are? If you eventually master this art, outer circumstances won’t distort your relationship with yourself. No matter how crazy or chaotic the people around you might be, you will remain rooted in your unshakable sense of purpose; you will respond to any given situation in ways that make you both calm and alert, amused and curious, compassionate for the suffering of others and determined to do what’s best for you. If you think these are goals worth seeking, you can make dramatic progress toward them in the coming weeks.”

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Posted in Beaches, Good For The Soul, Happy Friday 5 | Tagged America, Beaches, Cats

Picking fly turds out of pepper.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 25, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Canyon Lake

This post is a selection of random photos from around Texas. Some I’ve had for a long time, but there hardly seemed enough story about any one of them to form a whole post by themselves. Then I had the brilliant idea to lump all the mini posts into one… Hence, the title: Picking fly turds out of pepper.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Cats, Random crap, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Got toe crack? Also known as toe cleavage.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 29, 2015 by KernutApril 4, 2015

The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.

While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.

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Posted in Shoe Fetish, TMI, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, I couldn't make this up, Life of Pye, Things You Should Know

The Life of Pye: And that’s why we can’t have nice things

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 8, 2015 by KernutMarch 8, 2015
Pye debating whether to play with the keyboard - again, or push the books off the table - again.

Pye is why we can’t have nice things. *sigh* Is it Karma that sent me a Devil Cat? I love my furry monster-child, but Pye needs a hobby.

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Posted in Animals, Criminal Acts | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

Why We Have Pets

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 14, 2015 by KernutMarch 8, 2015
Pye likes puzzles. But in a different way.

Why do people have pets?

Not that I don’t sometimes wonder why I have Pye as a pet, but my question is why do we have pets in general.

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Posted in Animals, Good For The Soul | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Love

Tales From The Life of Pye, The New Office, and The RV Park

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 17, 2014 by KernutSeptember 7, 2014

Pye, Pye, Pye. *shaking my head*

Last night I gave her regular bowl of kibbles. As usual, she hopped up to the RV dash and started eating. I went back to doing my usual – something that included sitting on the couch. A minute later there is a huge commotion from the RV dash and Pye is scrambling to get away from the area, leaping over furniture.

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Posted in Tales From the RV Park, Texas | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tales From the RV Park

Tales From the RV Park and Pye Needs A Pill

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 27, 2014 by KernutAugust 21, 2014

Yes, folks it’s true, I have left Cow-Chicken-Oil Town and am now at a new one. Still in Texas, this town has oil, but no cows or chickens! The new RV park is larger, has a pool, a rec room, and more people! This means new fodder for Tales.

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Posted in Animals, Tales From the RV Park | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tales From the RV Park

The day Pye stowed away in the RV chassis for 150 miles.

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 20, 2014 by KernutMay 11, 2014
A few minutes after she decided the inside was better than the undercarriage.

In the latest episode of crazy shit Pye does, she stowed away in the chassis/undercarriage of my RV for almost 150 miles and 3.5 hours!

*blond lemming faints*

Friday morning, on my way to meet up with a group of other single RVers, I packed up the RV for the first time in a long time. I was excited to finally be taking the RV on the road. But, like so many things, this packing up made Bipolar Pye nervous. (Last time I moved from one side of the park to the other, she peed on the driver’s seat.)

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Posted in Adventures, Animals, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tharn, WTF?

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