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Amazon Has Hookers and Drugs For Sale. I am not making this up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 9, 2019 by KernutJune 9, 2019
hookers and drugs for sale on Amazon

Amazon has hookers and drugs for sale! I am not making this up.

No lie. AMAZON the online bookstore/everything store – has hookers and drugs listed for sale. And this post is not safe for work because of nudity and pictures of drug use – Thanks for that, Amazon. Now people will have to wait until they get home to read this.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Criminal Acts, International Incident, Social Media, Trouble, Weird, WTF? | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Things That Make you Go Huh, Things You Should Know, Trouble, Umm what?, WTF?

Lightning Crashes – An RV AC unit dies

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 4, 2017 by KernutApril 3, 2017

Lightning Crashes by Live, album Throwing Copper. A great song, one of my favs.

The above referenced song title and lyrics were the first thing I thought of as reality set in: Thunder and lightning storm. Lightning crashes directly overhead. Power flickers, TV screen freezes. The smell of burnt plastic, and of electrically charged air (a rather unique smell).

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Trouble | Tagged RV Tips, Things You Should Know, Trouble

Indecent Proposals, part two

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 19, 2016 by KernutJuly 19, 2016
Mouse having sex with a mouse.

He replied saying he was busy traveling for a few weeks. Then no other communication for two weeks, until I get the email below (in green). Apparently, he’d not been traveling as he said in his previous email. When reading his next email, keep in mind we have had one phone conversation and we have not met.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Rants, Really?

Tales From the RV Park: This one’s not funny

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 20, 2016 by KernutJuly 12, 2016
It's a shame you can't buy common sense like you can buy deodorant.

Note: The first part of this post is not funny, at all. In fact, it’s still quite sad for me. But then it gets a bit funny (in a bizarre, dating-sucks way) when I went to Bethany Beach in Delaware, and then it gets hopeful. I have some hilarious (or not) dating escapades to tell you all, and a hopeful solution to my screwy dating life. But before I get to that, I have a confession of sorts to make…

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating, Tales From the RV Park | Tagged Dating Sucks, Tales From the RV Park

A rough day at Rough Canyon, or Does This Look Broken?

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 12, 2016 by KernutFebruary 13, 2016

The day was hot – hot like only central Texas can be in mid-August. The kind of hot that would burn an egg on the sidewalk. Waves of heat radiated off the asphalt road. We were headed to Rough Canyon at Lake Amistad for the day, pulling a boat behind … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Wonderful | Tagged Adventures, Gentlemen, Weird wacky wonderful

The Life of Pye: The day Pye locked me out of the RV

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 14, 2015 by KernutDecember 13, 2015

Remind me again, Why do I have a cat?

Better yet, why do I have THIS cat?

So now it’s late Sunday morning. I’m in the middle of small town America, somewhere in the Texas panhandle. After the sleepless night at WalMart and a second long day on small, bumpy country roads, I have made it only as far as Crosbyton, Texas.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Random Rants | Tagged Life of Pye, Rants

Tales From the RV Park: Holy Haters Batman!

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 4, 2015 by KernutAugust 18, 2015
Say NO to haters.

Tales From the RV Park: Holy Haters Batman! I have never met a more unhappy, unfriendly concentration of people since Los Angeles. But even the folks in L.A. like to meditate without bitching.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Tales From the RV Park, WTF? | Tagged Rants, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?

Fifty Shades Read Aloud by a Kernuttie

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 22, 2015 by KernutAugust 12, 2015
Fifty Shades, better in New York.

One of my readers, a New York construction worker, sent this clip of himself and a few other folks reading snippets of Fifty Shades aloud. It’s hilarious! They were “interviewed” for Late Night With Seth Meyers. I hear the movie isn’t that good; it’s better to watch these videos or buy the books.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

RV stuff I fixed all by myself.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 6, 2014 by KernutMarch 7, 2014

Before I get to the self-stroking RV stuff I fixed, I want to talk about something sort of important, for once…

My Yahoo! editor has fallen off the face of the earth which means I’ve been able to write more on this blog. Lucky you! (No contact in about a month now, and I’ve submitted a great story idea and an article in that time, along with a few reminder emails.Whatever.) So in between writing the next episode of Tales From the RV Park, I checked my blog stats on Google Feedburner and noticed I lost about 20% of my subscribers within the four days after this post: Online Dating: Oh my. Well, this explains a lot. The post may or may not explain a lot about online dating, but I can’t figure out why I lost so many subscribers. Especially since I thought the post about the hunter-gather principle would’ve been the one to turn folks off. Or, more likely, this post or this post. Was it something I said?

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, RV Lifestyle, She's Classy, Something's wrong with her, Who cares | Tagged RV Tips, Single, Things That Make you Go Huh, Who cares

Ten Things: Ten More Reasons Dating REALLY Sucks

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2012 by KernutSeptember 4, 2012
Hot guy, my new boyfirend

A while back I wrote Ten Things: Ten Reasons Dating Sucks. Because of my mixed feelings about dating vs. remaining single, I now have ten more reasons dating sucks. And because I’m apparently a glutton for punishment. MamaSteph, in her article Men… Ugh…, put it better than I ever could … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating, Ten Things, WTF? | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Single, Ten Things

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