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Indecent Proposals, part two

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 19, 2016 by KernutJuly 19, 2016
Mouse having sex with a mouse.

He replied saying he was busy traveling for a few weeks. Then no other communication for two weeks, until I get the email below (in green). Apparently, he’d not been traveling as he said in his previous email. When reading his next email, keep in mind we have had one phone conversation and we have not met.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Rants, Really?

The Life of Pye: The day Pye locked me out of the RV

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 14, 2015 by KernutDecember 13, 2015

Remind me again, Why do I have a cat?

Better yet, why do I have THIS cat?

So now it’s late Sunday morning. I’m in the middle of small town America, somewhere in the Texas panhandle. After the sleepless night at WalMart and a second long day on small, bumpy country roads, I have made it only as far as Crosbyton, Texas.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Random Rants | Tagged Life of Pye, Rants

Tales From the RV Park: Holy Haters Batman!

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 4, 2015 by KernutAugust 18, 2015
Say NO to haters.

Tales From the RV Park: Holy Haters Batman! I have never met a more unhappy, unfriendly concentration of people since Los Angeles. But even the folks in L.A. like to meditate without bitching.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Tales From the RV Park, WTF? | Tagged Rants, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?

Don’t judge others too quickly. It looks bad on you.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 16, 2015 by KernutMay 16, 2015

Being wrongly accused has been a running theme in my life for the last few months or so: Family, boss, good friends all accusing me of the most bizarre things.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, My Crazy Childhood | Tagged Life, Rants

Unsolicited Advice. Let’s all sing “Let It Go”

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 5, 2015 by KernutFebruary 5, 2015

Yeah. Let me tell you about that “help”. That “help” comes in the form of unsolicited advice. I’ve been guilty of this, too. And, Heaven forbid, you don’t take their advice. Holy Overbearing Control-freak Shit Storm, Batman!

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Posted in I'm Too Young, Random Rants, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Things You Should Know

All hat and no cattle

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 27, 2013 by KernutMarch 27, 2013
All hat, looking for missing cattle.

Your lesson for today is a Texas saying: All hat and no cattle. It means pretentious. Like a guy who just bought himself an expensive cowboy hat, but doesn’t have any cattle. Used in a sentence, generally after some pontificating dork has just left the building, in your best Texas … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category | Tagged Rants, Who cares

I’m feeling slightly less jaded than last week. Yeah, there’s that.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 9, 2012 by KernutDecember 9, 2012

I wrote most of the following post rant after the last of several crappy condescending and chauvinistic incidents in the three preceding weeks. Feel free to skip it. The quoted portion is what I wrote last week. I’ve since calmed down a bit and am now feeling slightly less jaded. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating Sucks, Rants

Don’t make me get my gun out. Again.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 13, 2012 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014

Two things that need shootin’: Varmints in your RV, and Stalkers It’s been a week of things that need shootin’. (Note the dropped “g” – I’m already starting to sound like a Texan. Just know it happens very fast, people, very fast.) (A note for my new readers: Last summer … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, Random Rants | Tagged Random crap, Rants, Tales From the RV Park

How Not to Ask Me For a Date

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 7, 2011 by KernutDecember 10, 2011

Mostly, I get wonderful, sweet and praising emails from you folks. I save them all. Sometimes the BS I get in my inbox requires a special rant. This is one of those times. As the Match.com Dating Chronicles and Dating Exiled Royalty attest, my love life has been nothing if … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Single

God Grant Me The Senility

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 19, 2010 by KernutNovember 21, 2010

Ahh, what a lovely day. (UPDATED: This should say “week”.) Ok, I’m lying. Totally fucking lying. (I apologize for the cussing, but sometimes only a cuss word will do. There are more, just so you know. I probably have that cussing disease today, you may want to leave now.) You … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, WTF? | Tagged Life, Rants, WTF?

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