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Indecent Proposals – They’re crawling out of the woodwork

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 10, 2016 by KernutJanuary 4, 2017
Concert in downtown Bethany Beach, DE.

As I hinted in this previous post (<— read that link or the rest of this post won’t make sense), I have some funny (or not) indecent proposals to share with you all, followed by a hopeful solution to my heretofore screwy dating life: Professional Dating Advice. Oh my, I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating Advice, Reviews | Tagged Dating, Single

RV stuff I fixed all by myself.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 6, 2014 by KernutMarch 7, 2014

Before I get to the self-stroking RV stuff I fixed, I want to talk about something sort of important, for once…

My Yahoo! editor has fallen off the face of the earth which means I’ve been able to write more on this blog. Lucky you! (No contact in about a month now, and I’ve submitted a great story idea and an article in that time, along with a few reminder emails.Whatever.) So in between writing the next episode of Tales From the RV Park, I checked my blog stats on Google Feedburner and noticed I lost about 20% of my subscribers within the four days after this post: Online Dating: Oh my. Well, this explains a lot. The post may or may not explain a lot about online dating, but I can’t figure out why I lost so many subscribers. Especially since I thought the post about the hunter-gather principle would’ve been the one to turn folks off. Or, more likely, this post or this post. Was it something I said?

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, RV Lifestyle, She's Classy, Something's wrong with her, Who cares | Tagged RV Tips, Single, Things That Make you Go Huh, Who cares

Online Dating: The Hunter-Gatherer Principle

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 1, 2014 by KernutFebruary 4, 2014

I love the look of a man who is a bit stocky, or thick. Big shoulders, strong hairy legs, slightly muscular build – but not too “cut” – and just a little “extra” around the middle. He may not even consider his body looks good. (Many of you have heard me say this before. Sorry. I tend to repeat myself in person, too, so don’t feel alone.)

“The Hunter-Gatherer Principle” is just the name I’ve always called my preference for that look. My sister, on the other hand, prefers the very lean and toned look (and that’s how you would describe her husband). We don’t have a name for her preference, but she doesn’t have a blog so it doesn’t matter.

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Posted in Dating, Snarky | Tagged Dating Sucks, Single

Online Dating: Before the Photos

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 10, 2014 by KernutJanuary 12, 2014

Two weeks before I added the photos, I posted my text-only profile hoping men would break the visual-only stereotype and contact me based solely on what I wrote.

Back to the contact before photos: Three men emailed me. Three emails in two weeks, one each from three different dating sites.

To preserve their anonymity, I will call them Flaky Guy, Intense-Angry Cop Guy, and Big Cowboy.

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Posted in Dating | Tagged Dating Sucks, Single, Umm what?

Online Dating: Photographic Sabotage

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 7, 2014 by KernutFebruary 7, 2014

Oh. My. With my updated profile posted, I’ve been perusing the profiles of available men. Yikes.

This topic was started by my friend Allison, who is also doing the online dating thing. She posted a question on Facebook about the odd photos men use, like posing with fish. This prompted the first part of this post.

I have this advice to offer to men, before asking all of you for help choosing my own profile photos below:
Men, here’s what not to do in your online dating profile photos, and what we think:

Shirtless photos: So many

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating, Single

UPDATED Online Dating: The Profile

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 2, 2014 by KernutJanuary 7, 2014

But, like any good lemming looking for a cliff, I am moving forward with the online dating. At least for now. You never know when that cliff might suddenly appear.

To that end, I have incorporated your suggestions from the comments section below, and from my Facebook page. You may recognize the first paragraph from the profile I used years ago. I had removed it, but when Kathy suggested including my sense of humor, I added that first paragraph back in. I also mentioned the “Bipolar Kitty Test”. Heh.

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Posted in Dating, Panic Much | Tagged Dating, I'm A Lemming, Single

Online Dating: I’m Taking the Plunge. Help.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 29, 2013 by KernutDecember 29, 2013

I’m going to do it, I’m going to take The Plunge. And I want your help. You probably know from the paragraph I wrote about dating in Cow-Chicken-Oil Town, or my posts on Facebook, that I’m about to join an online dating site. This time I am not under the … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice | Tagged Dating, Single, Trouble

Ten Things: Ten More Reasons Dating REALLY Sucks

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2012 by KernutSeptember 4, 2012
Hot guy, my new boyfirend

A while back I wrote Ten Things: Ten Reasons Dating Sucks. Because of my mixed feelings about dating vs. remaining single, I now have ten more reasons dating sucks. And because I’m apparently a glutton for punishment. MamaSteph, in her article Men… Ugh…, put it better than I ever could … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating, Ten Things, WTF? | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Single, Ten Things

How Not to Ask Me For a Date

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 7, 2011 by KernutDecember 10, 2011

Mostly, I get wonderful, sweet and praising emails from you folks. I save them all. Sometimes the BS I get in my inbox requires a special rant. This is one of those times. As the Match.com Dating Chronicles and Dating Exiled Royalty attest, my love life has been nothing if … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Single

The Best Date I’ve Had Since I Joined Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 22, 2011 by KernutMay 15, 2011

After spending a couple hours getting to know each other, I was ready. Really ready. I’ve waited a long time for this moment. Too long. Taking my time, I slowly warmed her up. Pushing all the right buttons, her fine motor began purring beneath me. I wrapped my hands around … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Luxury, Single, Umm what?

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