Amazon Has Hookers and Drugs For Sale. I am not making this up. — 8 Comments

  1. I forgot to mention that while it isn’t visible in my screenshots, an avid reader of this blog, Joe, mentioned that he can see the original ad date of the first ad was May 5 – over a month ago! The review of Cocaine and Hookers is from May 21 – almost three weeks ago. Clearly, Amazon has NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE OFFERING FOR SALE.

  2. I’m curious about these “child weapons.” I’m imagining a full line of Binky Bombs and Teddy Bears stuffed with C-4.

    • Or maybe breasts that shoot guns, like the fembots in Austin Powers… getting breakfast could be lethal if you’re breastfeeding.

  3. Now you see, I took the “child weapons” phrase the other way. I figured that the way the “lady” was sitting, those children could be launched at a fairly high rate of speed and might just injure some innocent passerby. Or not…

  4. Hilarious! Obviously, I have not searched enough on Amazon to get to the raunchy stuff! LOL