Zombie Life is Good! – Gear for the Zombie Apocalypse

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Zombie Life is Good. How awesome is that? Very. There are t-shirts, mugs, greeting cards, bumper stickers, and pretty much anything on which you want a happy zombie. The zombies are happy because life is good, even when you’re a zombie.

Are you sick of those “My Kid Was Student of the Month” bumber stickers? We have a wide variety from…

My Kid Was Inmate Of The Month At The State Penitentiary

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student

I’ve Been To Purgatory and Back, Purgatory Correctional Facility, Hurricane, Utah, and many more.

There are many other products in my store not related to zombies: Hug a Veteran, Navy SEALS, More Funny Stuff, Couch Potato items, and Stop this Obamantion. And my drawings are getting better. A little.

Buy Zombie Life apocalypse gear and many other products here.

ALL ITEMS ARE TOTALLY CUSTOMIZABLE!! You can customize the style, color and text of any product. Click the orange “Customize” button below the picture and away you go! Choose the text or t-shirt color or style you prefer. Most images work best on light backgrounds.

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Zombie Squirrel Returns from Roadkill

Zombie Squirrel Returns from Roadkill

Couch Potato

Couch Potato. Obviously.

meditating zombie

Zombie Life is Good

Zombie Cat Returns from the Dead

Zombie Cat Returns from the Dead

Here are a few of the early pictures. What am I saying??! They’re all early pictures.

zombies in love

Zombies in Love – Just Do It

Zombie Cat Returns sympathy card - outside

Zombie Cat Returns sympathy card – outside

Zombie Cat Returns sympathy card

Zombie Cat Returns sympathy card – inside

I guess it’s time for me to confess. As evidenced by my drawing skills, it’s obvious I’m really a six-year-old kid. My mom helps me with this blog.

Ok, I better stop now or someone is going to believe that and try to put me on TV for drawing like a ten-year-old when I’m (supposedly) only six. I’m really 27. ALWAYS. 27. Forever and ever.

Zombie Life is Good! Funny clothing, mugs, bumper stickers, and other humorous items.