You should learn something new every day, or so they say.
(I don’t know who ‘they’ are. Just go with it.)
But if you’re learning it here, do so at your own risk.
My desire is to bring a little humor into your life, to brighten your day in some way. In the event my scintillating writing leaves you wanting, I hope you at least feel you learned something random useful new from my blog. You know, so it wasn’t a total waste of time away from the work you’re avoiding.
Hey, you may find yourself playing (insert popular trivia game of the day) and then you’ll thank me.
In case you just haven’t learned anything new today, you’re doing research for an important project, or have found yourself in a battle of wits with a 5th grader, below is a list of some of my better favorite more educational posts, and what you can learn from them.
Let’s start with RV tips…
Then of course there is the Tales From the RV Park series about the goofy encounters at RV parks.
Boondocking is not easy for blonds in Ten Things: Lessons in Boondocking. In my defense, it was my first time.
My first roadtrip in my new RV was scary in My Knuckles Are Still White.
We also learned…
My copilot is crazy in The Life of Pye series.
That I like to see weird attractions in the towns I travel to.
“Dude” is not just for California anymore, and Aussie’s have brass balls in We Say ‘Dude’ In These Here Parts . (Note to self: travel to Australia soon, meet some Aussie’s.)
I made shirts and stuff for the Zombie Apocalypse. What did we learn? Oh, ummm…. I’m talented?
Bullet proof Mercedes are vulnerable to air attacks. Who knew?? And “honking” a breast like a car horn is a bad groping practice in When Lost in the Crenshaw District of L.A., Sacrifice The Blond
When dining with royalty, don’t mention you work with wild animals in Flirting With Disaster: Dating Exiled Afghani Royalty.
If you or a friend are attacked by lots of angry bees DO NOT take them to the hospital on the bus in Penny and The Attack of The Killer Bees.
Golf Carts Don’t Float. That’s it, that’s the lesson. They don’t float. Trust me.
The Facebook Addicts Anonymous 12 Steps. That’s funny stuff.
If Facebook Existed Through History God was bored, and cockroaches didn’t care about the asteroid. (Disclaimer: I didn’t write this post, but it was too good not to share.)
Humans got their courtship practices from the birds in The Birds, The Bees and Pigeon Porn. Be very careful of the bees, people.
You TOTALLY need to buy this book! Tim Ferriss’ The 4-Hour Workweek. Seriously.
Internet dating is bad. Match.com and eharmony.com were not helpful. Internet Dating Fail, part 1 and Internet Dating Fail, part 2. And in the continuation of the Match.com Chronicles we learned it’s not wise to sign up for Match when you’re under the influence of cold medicine.
‘Kernut’ is a word I made up when I was little because I couldn’t say “currant”, or my father made it up. It’s also a half-popped popcorn kernel, and the name of my alter-ego in the childhood stories my father told. What is a Kernut?
Happy reading and safe travels!