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Amazon Has Hookers and Drugs For Sale. I am not making this up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 9, 2019 by KernutJune 9, 2019
hookers and drugs for sale on Amazon

Amazon has hookers and drugs for sale! I am not making this up.

No lie. AMAZON the online bookstore/everything store – has hookers and drugs listed for sale. And this post is not safe for work because of nudity and pictures of drug use – Thanks for that, Amazon. Now people will have to wait until they get home to read this.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Criminal Acts, International Incident, Social Media, Trouble, Weird, WTF? | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Things That Make you Go Huh, Things You Should Know, Trouble, Umm what?, WTF?

I’m trading you two in for good kids!

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2015 by KernutMay 15, 2015
Interventions: Given by the reasons I drank.

“I’m trading you two in for good kids,” my dad bellowed to Chickenbone and I one summer day long ago after we’d been acting up.

We were shocked. “Trade us in? What do you mean?”, one of us asked.

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Posted in Family, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

WinStar in Oklahoma – Largest Casino in the U.S., and the place I lost my shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2014 by KernutMarch 8, 2015
Bling dragons at WInStar.

I lost my shirt in Oklahoma. On Christmas. Ok, so I didn’t really lose my shirt. Mostly because I didn’t have enough money to gamble with in the first place. But it was fun, and I got to check another state, and another Largest/Smallest oddity off my bucket list.

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Posted in Oklahoma, Worlds Largest | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Sinning is Winning, Worlds Largest

Tales From the Office: The Spider is Getting Some, and Breaking Bad Blue

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 3, 2014 by KernutNovember 3, 2014

Last we left off, my coworker “Spiderman” found someone to whom he could pimp his spider out for a long weekend in Dallas, was requesting transportation to Dallas for his horny male spider.

You new folks may still not realize I do not make this stuff up. Hang around a while and you’ll see little corners of the world you did not know, or perhaps ever wanted to know, existed. You’re welcome. I consider this a service in line with Public Service Announcements.

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Posted in Jobs I Had, Trouble, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Crazy Jobs I Had, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Tales From the RV Park

Tales From the Office: It’s An Episode of Breaking Bad

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 21, 2014 by KernutOctober 21, 2014

Fear not, my dear Kernutties, fans of Breaking Bad, Walter White is alive and well and living in Texas… posing as my boss.

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Posted in Jobs I Had, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Crazy Jobs I Had, Crimes and Misdemeanors

Tales From the RV Park: Perpetually Plastered Goes to the Pokey

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 5, 2014 by KernutFebruary 22, 2015
It's a shame you can't buy common sense like you can buy deodorant.

Perpetually Plastered (first introduced here) has done it again.

But let me back up a bit… Perpetually Plastered got his first DUI at 13. Yes, thirteen years old. He wasn’t legally old enough to drive, let alone drink. I learned this when I ran a little background check on him and came across an old newspaper article from his home town. The arresting officer

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Posted in Tales From the RV Park, WTF? | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Tales From the RV Park, Texas

Naked people, RV issues, and kitties.

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 25, 2012 by KernutFebruary 25, 2014
Winnebago Sightseer Slide-out issue - plastic sticking out.

There is a post coming on the Squirrel Obstacle Course, but I’ve been too busy to edit the video. So all I’ve got for you is a generic update of randomness. Your excitement is palpable, even from here.

You’re really wondering about the naked people, aren’t you? Don’t worry, that wasn’t just a catchy title, they’re coming. Err, umm, maybe they already did? I don’t know, I didn’t get to ask them.

RV Slide-out Issues

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Posted in Tales From the RV Park, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, RV Tips, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Tales From the RV Park

Tombstones in Tombstone, Arizona

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 11, 2012 by KernutSeptember 29, 2013
No guns, please. The graveyard is full.

A sign nearby says,

“On this spot the Earp and Clanton factions met on October 26, 1881 to settle the west’s most famous feud. Doc Holliday stopped on Fremont Street a few feet from where indicated. Here Frank and Tom McLaury finally dropped on Fremont Street. Billy Clanton died where he stood. Virgil and Morgan Earp were wounded.”

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Posted in Arizona, Criminal Acts, Weird, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, RV Travels, Weird wacky wonderful

I got down, way down, in Calipatria.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 10, 2012 by KernutMarch 10, 2012
World's Tallest Flagpole in Calipatria, California

Calipatria, in southern California, boldly claims to hold such distinctions as possessing the “World’s Tallest Flagpole” and being the “Lowest Down City Below Sea Level in the Western Hemisphere”. The population is around 7,700. That includes the 4,000 inmates at the Calipatria State Prison. If you’re as good at math … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Worlds Largest, WTF? | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Weird wacky wonderful

Border Patrol = Reno 911

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 1, 2012 by KernutFebruary 2, 2012

The scene: An empty two-lane highway at 8:30 pm on a Wednesday night. My car: The nice tow car previously pictured, carrying two blond-haired white people (me and the aforementioned house guest) slowly driving back to their campsite in Slab City after a day at the nearby RV park pool, hanging with sober … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, WTF? | Tagged Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors

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