Leaving Brooklyn Fuhgeddaboudit
“Leaving Brooklyn Fugheddaboudit” This is the sign you see as you are leaving Brooklyn. I can now officially add New York to the list of states in which I’ve set foot.
But, wait! There's more...Category Archives: Jobs I Had
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, and Cibolo in Boerne
Hi, remember me? I’m that gal who used to blog here. Yeah, yeah, so I’m flaky when feeling overwhelmed. But I make up for it with my vivacious personality. Heh. Another leap of faith was in my near future, and this time I was afraid to jump. Yes, I gave up … But, wait! There’s more…
Tales From the Office: The Spider is Getting Some, and Breaking Bad Blue
Last we left off, my coworker “Spiderman” found someone to whom he could pimp his spider out for a long weekend in Dallas, was requesting transportation to Dallas for his horny male spider.
You new folks may still not realize I do not make this stuff up. Hang around a while and you’ll see little corners of the world you did not know, or perhaps ever wanted to know, existed. You’re welcome. I consider this a service in line with Public Service Announcements.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the Office: It’s An Episode of Breaking Bad
Fear not, my dear Kernutties, fans of Breaking Bad, Walter White is alive and well and living in Texas… posing as my boss.
But, wait! There's more...Updates on Tales From the RV Park, The Office, and The Life of Pye
Updates on Tales From the RV Park, Tales From the Office, and The Life of Pye. The office has snakes; a guy died at the RV park; and Pye is still nutty.
But, wait! There's more...Tales From the New Office: It’s A Zoo and I’m in Quarantine
It says: ATTENTION: Do not let Rozko (“Roscoe”) out of office. He must be quarantined for 10 DAYS! If he shows signs or dies, I have rabies. (signed by the boss)
It might as well say, “Rabies inside your new office, but don’t worry about it – you can keep working.”
But, wait! There's more...The reason I’m not all here…
It’s because sometimes I’m there: Yahoo!
Ok, maybe that’s only one reason I’m not “all here”.
In between working, sightseeing, and writing for this blog I write a little travel series for Yahoo! called “Strange RV Encounters”. It’s kind of hard to believe they let me write for them, isn’t it? Yeah, for me too.
Some of my long-time readers may recognize a few of the destinations, but I’ve had to write the articles a little differently. Unlike this goofy, poorly worded blog, Yahoo! is a proper, mainstream website — they prefer I keep my articles professional. In order to amuse myself, I sneak in a little phrase or word when I can — just to see if I can get it published.
But, wait! There's more...The Squirrel Circus is in town.
It’s in town because I made the Squirrel Circus here. No, this isn’t another story about that ex-boyfriend who went off to join the circus. You’re welcome. This post really is about squirrels I got to jump through hoops, sort of. It’s more like running through tubes and boxes than … But, wait! There’s more…
I’m Not a Normal Person, But I Play One on TV
If you’ve been here more than once you know I’m probably not what most people call “normal”. I tend to do crazy things, or end up in odd situations, things that just don’t seem to happen to “normal” folks. Like the job I had where I drew schematics for nuclear … But, wait! There’s more…
Martin Sheen To My Rescue (conclusion)
When we left off in part 2, Martin Sheen and I were parked with driver’s-side windows together, our cars blocking the small neighborhood street. Meanwhile, the stalker in the white pickup was slowly coming up behind my car, most likely realizing I’d just obtained A-list mother-fucking help. Oh, …and we … But, wait! There’s more…