Amazon has hookers and drugs for sale! I am not making this up.
No lie. AMAZON the online bookstore/everything store – has hookers and drugs listed for sale. And this post is not safe for work because of nudity and pictures of drug use – Thanks for that, Amazon. Now people will have to wait until they get home to read this.
But, wait! There's more...Fort Advanced Redoubt. Florida is full of old forts. Forts are old stuff. You all know I feel about old stuff.
Old stuff is cool and all, but if I’ve seen one fort, I’ve seen them all. I’ve seen a few of them now. They all look the same. But this one does have a moat and drawbridge.
The Tardis in Pensacola INTERGALACTIC Airport. Pensacola Beach is also home to a couple UFO houses. What is this universe coming to?
But, wait! There's more...Lightning Crashes by Live, album Throwing Copper. A great song, one of my favs.
The above referenced song title and lyrics were the first thing I thought of as reality set in: Thunder and lightning storm. Lightning crashes directly overhead. Power flickers, TV screen freezes. The smell of burnt plastic, and of electrically charged air (a rather unique smell).
But, wait! There's more...Hi, remember me? I’m that gal who used to blog here. Yeah, yeah, so I’m flaky when feeling overwhelmed. But I make up for it with my vivacious personality. Heh. Another leap of faith was in my near future, and this time I was afraid to jump. Yes, I gave up … But, wait! There’s more…
I could’ve just said “It’s hot,” but folks get a little tired of hearing the same phrase over and over. The weather is a big topic in Texas. The weather channel is included in the channel lineup as if it were one of the major networks. It will come as … But, wait! There’s more…
Come and Take It cannon. I don’t often go to see old stuff, unless of course, the weird and wacky roadside attraction I’m visiting happens to have been created a long time ago and is therefore old by default.
Not this time. This attraction’s only claim to roadside attraction fame is age. Okay, okay, some folks prefer the word “historical”. Whatever. It’s old. This particular city is rich in history, as is all of Texas. And it’s all about a cannon.
But, wait! There's more...The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.
While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.
But, wait! There's more...Yeah. Let me tell you about that “help”. That “help” comes in the form of unsolicited advice. I’ve been guilty of this, too. And, Heaven forbid, you don’t take their advice. Holy Overbearing Control-freak Shit Storm, Batman!
But, wait! There's more...Happy New Year, my dear Kernutties!
New Year’s is my favorite holiday, for a lot of reasons, but mostly for the fresh beginning. (I’ve always held a secret desire to get married on New Year’s Day.) I read something today that said we don’t have to wait a whole year, but instead can make every day a Happy New Day.
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