Fort Advanced Redoubt
Florida is full of old forts. Forts are old stuff. You all know I feel about old stuff.
Old stuff is cool and all, but if I’ve seen one fort, I’ve seen them all. I’ve seen a few of them now. They all look the same.
I thought I might be wrong about them all looking the same, so I decided to check out Fort Advanced Redoubt on the Naval base in Pensacola. (Yes, that really is the name of the fort. No, I don’t know why. It’s probably best not to ask me questions about old stuff.)
To see the fort, you need top top secret military clearance. Maybe not top top secret. Or you could have a friend with access to the base. I won’t tell you which I used. Might be my top secret clearance or might be a friend with access.
So, I saw the fort. I was wrong… It looked pretty much the same as the others I’ve seen, but maybe with more mold. Yup, definitely more mold. It did have a moat and drawbridge, which were both kinda cool since they were my first ever moat and drawbridge.
In the event you like old stuff, particularly old forts, I took pics for you. But I didn’t read up on it, sooo…
You know how so many attractions have a “self-guided” tour? Today, you get to do a self-guided tour of Fort Advanced Redoubt! (I know, so cool, huh? You’re welcome.)
Announcer’s voice: You may now begin your self-guided tour of Fort Advanced Redoubt. Please watch your step.
Oooh look, a sign! This looks like a good place to start the tour…
And now the slideshow portion of the tour. As this is “self-guided,” just pretend you’re actually walking through the fort, ok?
Announcer’s voice: This now concludes your self-guided tour of Fort Advanced Redoubt. We hope you have enjoyed the moat and drawbridge. Please exit to your right.