The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.
While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.
But, wait! There's more...Everyone told me “There’s a naked man in Quartzsite, Arizona. You’ve got to go there.” Well, duh! Of course I do. My friends, and folks I meet on my travels, give me some of the best tips. I love you people! They were right, as usual: he was naked except … But, wait! There’s more…
Today, for your traveling pleasure I present you all with The 8 Weirdest Places In America that I plan to visit. There’s 9 if you count this blog. Bonus for you! As you know, I like touring brothels. I love seeing the weirdest of the weird, the strangest of the … But, wait! There’s more…
I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*
But, wait! There's more...I am owned by a cat. Those of you who know me well know Checkers, The Kibble Wrangler, is my world. MY. WORLD. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. Love me, love the cat. It’s a package deal. Now that we’ve established that, realize that she can do little … But, wait! There’s more…
It was a match made in heaven: Three gals, three guys, a wee party, and an illegal bonfire.
But, wait! There's more...
