A Big Lump On My Butt Cheek
A pain in the ass. P.I.T.A. for short.
You might be thinking: ‘Is she having kinky sex again? Did things get a bit wild?’
Sadly, no.
And it’s not painful, anymore.
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18 With A Fake ID
Me, to the bartender, “I’d like a carafe of Margaritas, salt the rim of the carafe, and stick a straw in it.”
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I am owned by a cat. Those of you who know me well know Checkers, The Kibble Wrangler, is my world. MY. WORLD. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. Love me, love the cat. It’s a package deal. Now that we’ve established that, realize that she can do little … But, wait! There’s more…
My First Brush With The Law
It was a match made in heaven: Three gals, three guys, a wee party, and an illegal bonfire.
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