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Lady in the Lake, Dinosaurs and a Knight in the Woods

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 12, 2017 by KernutNovember 13, 2017
I caught my Knight in (not so) Shining Armor.

I’m pretty sure I was drawn to this place for a reason – the Cheezy Americana energy is strong. Like the Force is strong in the Star Wars’ Universe. Goofy roadside attractions are all over: Lady in the Lake, Dinosaurs in the Woods, Knights in the Woods, World’s Largest Sundial, Caesars Palace fountain.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Who Thinks of These Things, Worlds Largest | Tagged Alabama, Lover of All Things Cheezy, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Was the Petrified Cat Scared to Death? And a dollhouse on Main Street.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 26, 2017 by KernutNovember 1, 2017
A petrified cat. Was it scared to death?

If a cat is petrified and dead, was it scared to death?

(Ahahahaa! I crack me up!)

Seriously, folks, there’s a petrified (dead, not scared) cat in Pensacola. No, I’m not talking about Pye, my bi-polar feline companion for whom I occasionally consider finding a new home… she is alive and well and scratching the crap out of my furniture.

I am talking about a dead cat on display, no less, in a museum. Yup, right here in the good ol’ USA can you find such treasures at the local museum as a petrified (dead, not scared) cat on display.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Florida, Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, Lover of All Things Cheezy, Weird wacky wonderful

The Tardis Landed at Pensacola International Airport and other UFO Houses

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 17, 2017 by KernutSeptember 27, 2022
It's the TARDIS! Apparently, Pensacola Airport allows landing of spaceships.

The Tardis in Pensacola INTERGALACTIC Airport. Pensacola Beach is also home to a couple UFO houses. What is this universe coming to?

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Posted in International Incident, Wacky, Weird, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Things That Make you Go Huh, Things You Should Know, Weird wacky wonderful

Bamahenge, Alabama’s answer to Stonehenge.

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 12, 2017 by KernutNovember 12, 2017
Bamahenge in Elberta, Alabama

Ah, how I love fake Stonehenges. You may recall my visit to Stonehenge II in Ingram, Texas. The town of Elberta, Alabama, not one to be left out of the Stonehenge fun, proudly displays a 1/3-scale fiberglass Stonehenge. Lovingly named “Bamahenge”, it is one of the coolest tourist attractions in … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Alabama, Wacky, Weird, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, RV Travels, Weird wacky wonderful

The time I met the Hooker Police

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 30, 2016 by KernutMay 1, 2016
The Hooker Police.

Think about it. If you wanted to bring men to a place called No Man’s Land, what would you do? You would name a town Hooker, and another nearby town Beaver City. If a town named Hooker attracted women, perhaps “working gals”, along with the men, all the better!

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Posted in Oklahoma, Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Umm what?, Weird wacky wonderful

Meanwhile, back at the ranch named Meanwhile there was a giant ant.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 13, 2016 by KernutFebruary 13, 2016
Meanwhile back at the ranch.

When I was in north Texas Hill Country near Kerrville, I would walk through the neighborhood. One day, shortly after I snagged the photos of the giant ant in their front yard (below), this fence and gate showed up.

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Posted in Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Toilet Seat Art Museum. Need I say more?

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 31, 2015 by KernutMay 31, 2015
Barney Smith and his favorite toilet seat.

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! (A southern saying indicating surprise or astonishment. And that, my dear Kernutties, is your lesson for today.) Imagine my surprise and delight when I discovered there was a Toilet Seat Art Museum in San Antonio. I know! Barney Smith, the toilet … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Texas, Who Thinks of These Things, Wonderful | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Got toe crack? Also known as toe cleavage.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 29, 2015 by KernutApril 4, 2015

The day I learned about Toe Crack, also known as Toe Cleavage.

While standing around with a group of friends and acquaintances, I notice the acquaintance in front of me is staring at me feet. He’s staring hard.

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Posted in Shoe Fetish, TMI, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Cats, I couldn't make this up, Life of Pye, Things You Should Know

Pimpin Out Spiders

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 7, 2014 by KernutSeptember 9, 2014

Pimpin out spiders is not about dressing up your pet spider, or decorating it’s cage/box/ride. The phrase refers to the original use of the word “pimpin” – as is turning your spider out on the streets for money.

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Posted in Weird, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Umm what?, WTF?

Only the best dressed fleas for MY pets.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 13, 2013 by KernutOctober 13, 2013
Fleas under (layers of) glass. That is a magnifying glass over their container, which is all encased in a glass display case.

…What it lacks in size, it makes up for in density, and random oddities. The place is full up to the high ceiling with — stuff. Stuff like shrunken heads and dressed fleas.

Last we left off with the two-headed goat and the shrunken heads. That’s a hard act to follow, no doubt. Perhaps I shouldn’t have lead with the heads. Oh well, too late now.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

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