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Tag Archives: My Parents Wish I Didn’t Blog

A Pussy in the Brothel

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 16, 2017 by KernutDecember 18, 2017
Pye's cat house, aka The Brothel.

As many of you know, Pye doesn’t travel well. You may recall the time she destroyed her brand new (cloth) carrier in a howling fit a few years ago.

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Posted in Brothels, Humor, She's Classy | Tagged Cats, Humor, Life of Pye, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Depression is a Bitch

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2016 by KernutJuly 29, 2016
This is how I feel, like a shadow of a whole person.

I am not brave in my own admission; it took me over a year to finish this post. Many famous, and far better writers have divulged their own personal struggles. I am not jumping on the bandwagon, not trying to be one of the crowd. It is their own bravery that has given me the strength to admit this, to tell you out there in internet land, how I feel, and share some of the struggles I’ve been too ashamed to write about. If it offers comfort to someone else to know they are not alone, that’s all the better. Then this will have been for something useful.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, I Don't Have A Category, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, Life, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sometimes it's not funny

I’m trading you two in for good kids!

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2015 by KernutMay 15, 2015
Interventions: Given by the reasons I drank.

“I’m trading you two in for good kids,” my dad bellowed to Chickenbone and I one summer day long ago after we’d been acting up.

We were shocked. “Trade us in? What do you mean?”, one of us asked.

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Posted in Family, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Texans have some really big nuts.

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 16, 2012 by KernutMay 26, 2014
Please drive slowly, our squirrels don't know one nut from another.

Remember when I said ‘Texans have big balls‘? Well, they have some really big nuts, too. I went to the nuthouse. I know you’re all thinking, “Well, it’s about time!” No, not as a patient! It was just for a visit thankyouverymuch. Besides, it wasn’t that kind of nuthouse. But … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, Worlds Largest | Tagged Big Stuff, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Weird wacky wonderful

Home on the Range – the ol’ family homestead in Kerrville, Texas

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 18, 2012 by KernutJune 18, 2012
Entrance to the ranch my grandparent's used to own.

Kernut was in Kerrville, Texas. Again. “Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play.” Kerrville, a town of about 22,000 in the northeastern area of Texas Hill Country, is where my grandparents had a small ranch for about 30 years. I was last there when I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Wanderlust Is Calling, When I'm Not Here | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Things That Make you Go Huh

I Thought About You Naked

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2011 by KernutDecember 31, 2011

I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Shoe Fetish | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Lies My Parents Told Me

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 26, 2011 by KernutFebruary 26, 2011

(This post was inspired by Oh Noa’s on lying to her future children. It reminded me of the many lies my parents told us.) I don’t know about you, but I need some humor while I sort through the Match.com adventures. So today I bring you Lies My Parents Told … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Drinking and Smoking: My Childhood Memories

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2010 by KernutApril 28, 2010

I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*

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Posted in Criminal Acts, My Crazy Childhood, TMI, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, WTF?

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