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Tag Archives: Sex – atleast someone is getting it

Happy Friday 5 – Pet the Sweaty Things

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 7, 2016 by KernutOctober 7, 2016
Cumming First, in Cumming, Georgia

Fun Fact: In the first week of October I’ve driven through nine states (five of them “never been to before”) and gone 1,200 miles. By the time you read this I will be in the Florida panhandle for the winter. WOOT! The storm isn’t expected near here at all, so things are good. Everyone is on island time – laid-back and relaxed! Setting a meeting or schedule seems to be a foreign concept.

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Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Happy Friday 5 | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk, Dating, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Fifty Shades Read Aloud by a Kernuttie

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 22, 2015 by KernutAugust 12, 2015
Fifty Shades, better in New York.

One of my readers, a New York construction worker, sent this clip of himself and a few other folks reading snippets of Fifty Shades aloud. It’s hilarious! They were “interviewed” for Late Night With Seth Meyers. I hear the movie isn’t that good; it’s better to watch these videos or buy the books.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Tales From the RV Park: Hatin’ and Tush

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 14, 2014 by KernutApril 9, 2014
It's a shame you can't buy common sense like you can buy deodorant.

Southern Fried Hatin’ and Trailer Park Tush

There was a long-time tenant, a guy from the deep south. I never saw him without a drink in his hand. He was a nice guy, if you could overlook the blatant racism and sexism, which was hard to do. He never once held back a negative comment about a woman, or a non-white male – even if one was standing right in front of him. If you weren’t white and male, he would likely insult you within five minutes of talking to him. It’s a wonder he never got into a fist fight in all the time he lived at the park.

We’ll call him Southern Fried Hatin’.

Hatin’ had a girlfriend/wanna-be-wife. For the majority of Hatin’s stay at the RV park, his girlfriend

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Posted in She's Classy, Tales From the RV Park | Tagged Really?, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Tales From the RV Park

I just got felt up by TSA

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2013 by KernutApril 17, 2013

I’m at the Sioux Falls airport checking in for my return flight to Austin (via snowy Denver). At the security check point I put all my stuff on the conveyer belt and turn around to go through the metal detector. But there is no metal detector. In its place is … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Things That Make you Go Huh

Chocolate covered bacon is like sex.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 10, 2013 by KernutMarch 10, 2013
Peeped by a peep.

Yup… Chocolate covered bacon is like sex. (Maybe better, depending on the skill level of those involved.) They fry everything in Texas: all fish, pickles, bacon, candy bars, mallow pies, strawberry shortcake, cheesecake, oreos, twinkies, s’mores, etc. Y’all know I love a good festival. Since attending some of Texas’ festivals, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, Good For The Soul | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Weird wacky wonderful

Naked people, RV issues, and kitties.

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 25, 2012 by KernutFebruary 25, 2014
Winnebago Sightseer Slide-out issue - plastic sticking out.

There is a post coming on the Squirrel Obstacle Course, but I’ve been too busy to edit the video. So all I’ve got for you is a generic update of randomness. Your excitement is palpable, even from here.

You’re really wondering about the naked people, aren’t you? Don’t worry, that wasn’t just a catchy title, they’re coming. Err, umm, maybe they already did? I don’t know, I didn’t get to ask them.

RV Slide-out Issues

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Posted in Tales From the RV Park, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, RV Tips, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Tales From the RV Park

Braless in Bandera, Texas, the Cowboy Capital of the World

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 14, 2012 by KernutJune 14, 2012
Cowboy Capital of the World!

I made it to Bandera, Texas, the Cowboy Capital of the World. And it was good for me.  Bandera is bangin’! It’s a small Texas Hill Country town full of real cowboys. (…) They’ve got something going on almost every night of the week. And it’s going on bralessly. Apparently. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen | Tagged America, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

I Thought About You Naked

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2011 by KernutDecember 31, 2011

I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Shoe Fetish | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Intimidated by The Adult Toy Store

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 30, 2011 by KernutOctober 19, 2013

[This post is a tad racy and probably NSFW (not safe for work) if your boss is uptight.] Really? Intimidated? I just don’t get this. Ok, I can see possibly being slightly embarrassed walking into an actual sex toy store, but intimidated by an online sex toy store? You are … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

The Birds, The Bees, and Pigeon Porn

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2010 by KernutMay 10, 2010

Then I see something interestingly familiar… the male starts slowly inching towards the female.

Male: Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait….

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Posted in Animals, Dating, The Birds and The Bees | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it, The Birds and The Bees

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