Fun Fact: In the first week of October I’ve driven through nine states (five of them “never been to before”) and gone 1,200 miles. By the time you read this I will be in the Florida panhandle for the winter. WOOT! The storm isn’t expected near here at all, so things are good. Everyone is on island time – laid-back and relaxed! Setting a meeting or schedule seems to be a foreign concept.
But, wait! There's more...One of my readers, a New York construction worker, sent this clip of himself and a few other folks reading snippets of Fifty Shades aloud. It’s hilarious! They were “interviewed” for Late Night With Seth Meyers. I hear the movie isn’t that good; it’s better to watch these videos or buy the books.
But, wait! There's more...Southern Fried Hatin’ and Trailer Park Tush
There was a long-time tenant, a guy from the deep south. I never saw him without a drink in his hand. He was a nice guy, if you could overlook the blatant racism and sexism, which was hard to do. He never once held back a negative comment about a woman, or a non-white male – even if one was standing right in front of him. If you weren’t white and male, he would likely insult you within five minutes of talking to him. It’s a wonder he never got into a fist fight in all the time he lived at the park.
We’ll call him Southern Fried Hatin’.
Hatin’ had a girlfriend/wanna-be-wife. For the majority of Hatin’s stay at the RV park, his girlfriend
But, wait! There's more...I’m at the Sioux Falls airport checking in for my return flight to Austin (via snowy Denver). At the security check point I put all my stuff on the conveyer belt and turn around to go through the metal detector. But there is no metal detector. In its place is … But, wait! There’s more…
Yup… Chocolate covered bacon is like sex. (Maybe better, depending on the skill level of those involved.) They fry everything in Texas: all fish, pickles, bacon, candy bars, mallow pies, strawberry shortcake, cheesecake, oreos, twinkies, s’mores, etc. Y’all know I love a good festival. Since attending some of Texas’ festivals, … But, wait! There’s more…
There is a post coming on the Squirrel Obstacle Course, but I’ve been too busy to edit the video. So all I’ve got for you is a generic update of randomness. Your excitement is palpable, even from here.
You’re really wondering about the naked people, aren’t you? Don’t worry, that wasn’t just a catchy title, they’re coming. Err, umm, maybe they already did? I don’t know, I didn’t get to ask them.
RV Slide-out Issues
But, wait! There's more...I made it to Bandera, Texas, the Cowboy Capital of the World. And it was good for me. Bandera is bangin’! It’s a small Texas Hill Country town full of real cowboys. (…) They’ve got something going on almost every night of the week. And it’s going on bralessly. Apparently. … But, wait! There’s more…
I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…
[This post is a tad racy and probably NSFW (not safe for work) if your boss is uptight.] Really? Intimidated? I just don’t get this. Ok, I can see possibly being slightly embarrassed walking into an actual sex toy store, but intimidated by an online sex toy store? You are … But, wait! There’s more…
Then I see something interestingly familiar… the male starts slowly inching towards the female.
Male: Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait…. Fluff, preen, inch a step closer, wait….
But, wait! There's more...
