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My best friend died today.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 15, 2019 by KernutFebruary 15, 2019

Time stopped for me today. Jeff, my best friend, my love, my partner in crime passed away. That one person who cared about the minutiae of my day isn’t here anymore.

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Posted in Adventures, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul, Thank You, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Gentlemen, Love

Happy Friday 5 – Love him like you own him.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 10, 2016 by KernutSeptember 10, 2016
Love on the beach.

Love him like you own him: Marriage and dating advice, love song, Mexican spice brownies, happy herbs, and gratitude, appreciation and love practice. What I’m reading again: Gerald Rogers’ viral article “Marriage Advice I wish I would have had…” Twenty tips on how to have an exceptional relationship. Check out and take note of #1, #4, #8, #12… aww heck, they’re all fantastic. Take note, young suitors.

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Posted in Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul, Happy Friday 5, Meditation | Tagged Gentlemen, Love, Spreading the Happy

Indecent Proposals, part two

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 19, 2016 by KernutJuly 19, 2016
Mouse having sex with a mouse.

He replied saying he was busy traveling for a few weeks. Then no other communication for two weeks, until I get the email below (in green). Apparently, he’d not been traveling as he said in his previous email. When reading his next email, keep in mind we have had one phone conversation and we have not met.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Rants, Really?

Fifty Shades Read Aloud by a Kernuttie

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 22, 2015 by KernutAugust 12, 2015
Fifty Shades, better in New York.

One of my readers, a New York construction worker, sent this clip of himself and a few other folks reading snippets of Fifty Shades aloud. It’s hilarious! They were “interviewed” for Late Night With Seth Meyers. I hear the movie isn’t that good; it’s better to watch these videos or buy the books.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

I’m feeling slightly less jaded than last week. Yeah, there’s that.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 9, 2012 by KernutDecember 9, 2012

I wrote most of the following post rant after the last of several crappy condescending and chauvinistic incidents in the three preceding weeks. Feel free to skip it. The quoted portion is what I wrote last week. I’ve since calmed down a bit and am now feeling slightly less jaded. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen | Tagged Dating Sucks, Rants

The Yankee in Texas Cow Country. Part 2.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 1, 2012 by KernutDecember 1, 2012
Cowboy buns. Uh, I mean cowboys working hard, unjamming the baler.

As promised in the previous post, this is about the softer side of ranch life and farming. In the video below I got to ride in a tractor pulling a hay rake, and watch a baler make huge round bales, all while watching cowboys sweat. Coolest. Thing. Ever. (Follow this … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, Texas | Tagged Cowboys, Ranch Life

Who invited the Yankee to Texas Cow Country, anyhow? Part 1.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 26, 2012 by KernutDecember 1, 2012
Calves waiting for shots, tagging, and...

I chronicled A Day In the Life of a Texas Cattle Rancher for all you out there in Reader Land so you could get a slice of what Texas ranch life is like, too. (Ok, bad pun. Sorry.)

It’s an honest, tough life, and a bit brutal at times. Ranchers make no apologies for supplying America with much of their meat in the manner which it’s been done for years. Nor should they.

BE FOREWARNED!! This video will make you cringe – at the very least. This is raw footage of a bull being castrated, given its shots, and an ear tag. (I’m sure to lose readers over this. If you’re new here, just know I’ve never posted anything like this before and don’t plan to make a habit of it.) This video is not for the squeamish or vegetarian or anyone who doesn’t want their “meat-grows-in-plastic-packages-on-trees-and-is-harvested-for-the-supermarket” view of food consumption to be challenged.

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Posted in Gentlemen, Texas | Tagged Cowboys, Ranch Life

While enjoying the rain I learned I live in a sieve.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 15, 2012 by KernutSeptember 15, 2012
Caulking isn't just for breakfast anymore.

It’s been hot here in central Texas, hotter than a whore on nickle night at the cat house. So when the rains and cool weather came – without terrifying winds – we all enjoyed it immensely. I can’t tell you how wonderful it has been to wear pants and long-sleeved … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, RV Lifestyle, Trouble | Tagged My Head Hurts, RV Tips, Things That Make you Go Huh

Braless in Bandera, Texas, the Cowboy Capital of the World

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 14, 2012 by KernutJune 14, 2012
Cowboy Capital of the World!

I made it to Bandera, Texas, the Cowboy Capital of the World. And it was good for me.  Bandera is bangin’! It’s a small Texas Hill Country town full of real cowboys. (…) They’ve got something going on almost every night of the week. And it’s going on bralessly. Apparently. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen | Tagged America, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

They say ‘y’all’ in these here parts. UPDATED.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 2, 2012 by KernutJune 6, 2012
Longhorns on a golf cart. Not rare in these here parts.

Texas is the land of ‘y’all’. I’d like to think I fit in when it comes to use of the local colloquialism, but I know I don’t because everyone still refers to me as “the California gal”. A while back I wrote a post about a few of the colloquialisms … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, Humor | Tagged The Kindness of Strangers, Umm what?

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