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My best friend died today.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 15, 2019 by KernutFebruary 15, 2019

Time stopped for me today. Jeff, my best friend, my love, my partner in crime passed away. That one person who cared about the minutiae of my day isn’t here anymore.

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Posted in Adventures, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul, Thank You, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Gentlemen, Love

Happy Friday 5 – Don’t Bring Sand to the Beach

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 15, 2016 by KernutOctober 15, 2016

Happy Friday, All!

Don’t bring sand to the beach. Especially if the beach is already full of cute, single, southern sand.

Today’s post is bright to you by The South. I love being back in the south! I honestly think I might stay a very long while. Here are five reasons why:

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Posted in Beaches, Happy Friday 5, It's the country | Tagged Gentlemen, The South

Happy Friday 5 – Love him like you own him.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 10, 2016 by KernutSeptember 10, 2016
Love on the beach.

Love him like you own him: Marriage and dating advice, love song, Mexican spice brownies, happy herbs, and gratitude, appreciation and love practice. What I’m reading again: Gerald Rogers’ viral article “Marriage Advice I wish I would have had…” Twenty tips on how to have an exceptional relationship. Check out and take note of #1, #4, #8, #12… aww heck, they’re all fantastic. Take note, young suitors.

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Posted in Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul, Happy Friday 5, Meditation | Tagged Gentlemen, Love, Spreading the Happy

He claims he swapped legs with a jaybird and got cheated out of a butt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 4, 2016 by KernutJune 4, 2016
The bears at Cabela's are friendly.

I went to the famous Pennsylvania Cabela’s! In case you’ve never been, I’ll describe the Cabela’s experience: It’s like going to a zoo, but all of the animals are dead.

Wait, what?

Before I go on, I should explain the title since, unlike my usual title/post combinations, this one isn’t self-explanatory or related to the topic of this post. I needed a catchy title so here’s the connection: I went with a friend who claims he doesn’t have a butt. I disagree and think he has a cute butt, but I chose the title in deference to his claim, and because I enjoy teasing hm. However, he rarely reads this blog so he’ll probably never know.

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Pennsylvania | Tagged Gentlemen, Lover of All Things Cheezy

Ten Things Tuesday: Ways Texas Made Me A Better Person

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 8, 2016 by KernutMarch 8, 2016
Texas sunsets are awesome.

Before I came to Texas, for a long time I felt drawn to the state, a desire to go to there. I had no idea what it was really like, and no idea how much of an imprint it would leave on my soul. Texas changed me for the better. That may seem silly to say, but it is so different from the other states in which I’ve been – it really is like its own country.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, Ten Things, Texas | Tagged Gentlemen, Ten Things, Texas

A rough day at Rough Canyon, or Does This Look Broken?

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 12, 2016 by KernutFebruary 13, 2016

The day was hot – hot like only central Texas can be in mid-August. The kind of hot that would burn an egg on the sidewalk. Waves of heat radiated off the asphalt road. We were headed to Rough Canyon at Lake Amistad for the day, pulling a boat behind … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Wonderful | Tagged Adventures, Gentlemen, Weird wacky wonderful

A Midnight Kiss in Hershey

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 20, 2016 by KernutJanuary 20, 2016
A giant kiss at midnight on NYE.

A midnight kiss in Hershey, Pennsylvania, on New Year’s Eve For someone who loves cheezy roadside attractions, chocolate, and for whom New Year’s is her favorite holiday, it was a near perfect night. Forget about the crystal ball. On New Year’s Eve towns all across Pennsylvania drop (or raise) a … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, Pennsylvania | Tagged Gentlemen, Lover of All Things Cheezy, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Online Dating: Oh, my. Well, this explains a lot.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 5, 2014 by KernutAugust 7, 2015

What is it with the laziness of men and online dating? Why, after they’ve indicated interest, can’t they email first, or even ask a woman out?

There is one guy with whom I’ve had quite a few emails. I’ve never been excited about him. So little so that I can’t even come up with a good nickname for him. I’m just going to call him Mass Email Guy.

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Posted in Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Dating Sucks, Gentlemen

I found Cinderella’s Coach, now I just need the Prince.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 17, 2012 by KernutNovember 5, 2012
Cinderella's Coach in La Grange, Texas

There it was, Cinderella’s Coach. It was sitting just off the highway in La Grange, Texas, the town most notable for the ZZ Top song of the same name. Now all I need is to find my glass slipper and that illusive Prince. Buy custom products at Kernut’s Zazzle store … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas | Tagged Gentlemen, Lover of All Things Cheezy

He told 700 people, ‘I just spent the night with Kernut!’

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 9, 2011 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
Bouquet of red roses

Continuing the theme of How to Ask a Gal Out (the “Don’ts”), I now present the “Do’s”… He said, “I just spent the night with Kernut!” That was the title of his post to the singles group list of 700 people! Holy Shatner! Considering it’s been a while since anyone … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Reviews, Thank You | Tagged Dating, Gentlemen

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