I found Cinderella’s Coach, now I just need the Prince. — 1 Comment

  1. Spam – its not just for dinner anymore. Now it can also be used to plug leaks in radiators, as a poltice for cuts and bruises AND it make for a beauuutiful centerpiece sculpture: Try assembling up to a dozen blocks of SPAM using toothpicks and chopsticks (if you’re going vertical), then carve that deeelicious meat substitute into the shape you prefer: ie Mitt Romney, or “W”, OR Kernut the Blond so that then – finally – you can devour her in a socially acceptable fashion.

    (STOP IT Jim Carrey!!-don’t write that filth on my message to the elusive, and desirable Kernut the Blond. – signed Nick Hovick)