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Random Giant Texas

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2016 by KernutMay 15, 2016
Giant Knight in Gainesville, Texas.

This is a short post of a few random giant things in Texas: Giant Spurs in Gainesville, Giant Chess Knight and Castle Wall near Gainesville, and a Giant Chessboard in Giddings. In case you are like me and want to know the “why” of things, I’ll include what little I know about these items.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Slicker than two eels humpin’ in a bucket of snot.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2016 by KernutApril 16, 2016

Much like Doctor Who’s Tardis, the Museum of the Plains is deceptively small-looking on the outside. However, once you’re inside, you realize it’s a maze of buildings linked together. In addition to being a large museum in a small, remote town, it contains collections from thimbles to dinosaurs.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Wonderful | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Bucket List Item: The Cadillac Ranch

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 7, 2016 by KernutApril 8, 2016

The. Cadillac. Ranch!

One of my top three Bucket List items is officially checked off! (The Largest Frying Pan and the Largest Ball of Twine being the other two top items.) The Bucket List exists because of these three items.

Do you all realize how looong The Cadillac Ranch has been on my Bucket List?

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Dream Catcher and Metal Men

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 4, 2016 by KernutApril 4, 2016
Metal Dream Men Catcher

Or should that be Metal Dream Man Catcher?

Because I would really like to have a metal Dream Man Catcher. What woman wouldn’t, right? If you hung it over your bed at night, you would wake up in the morning to find your dream man inside. You could let him out, have your way with him, and then put him back to save him for later.

Or have him go make breakfast.

Somebody get to work on that right away.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Things That Make you Go Huh, Weird wacky wonderful

Picking fly turds out of pepper.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 25, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Canyon Lake

This post is a selection of random photos from around Texas. Some I’ve had for a long time, but there hardly seemed enough story about any one of them to form a whole post by themselves. Then I had the brilliant idea to lump all the mini posts into one… Hence, the title: Picking fly turds out of pepper.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Cats, Random crap, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Kerrville Museum of Western Art

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 20, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Cowboy leading horse through fire.

Kerrville doesn’t have much in the way of cheezy roadside attractions, but it does have a few fun things to see if you find yourself in the area. There is the chalk festival, and The Empty Cross, and the Museum of Western Art.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

The Empty Cross in Kerrville Texas

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 19, 2016 by KernutMarch 19, 2016

Kerrville, Texas, is home to The Empty Cross, a 77′ 7″-tall, 70-ton steel tribute to Christianity. It is the largest cross I’ve ever visited, but it isn’t the largest in the world, nor the largest in the US.

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Posted in Texas, Wonderful, Worlds Largest | Tagged Worlds Largest

Moving slower than molasses on a cold day.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 12, 2016 by KernutMarch 15, 2016

Kerrville Chalk Festival

Every summer Kerrville hosts a chalk art festival. The pictures were amazing. They had a few food trucks at the event. One was Spike TV’s “Frankenfood” winner, Brooklyn-born Chef David “Bully” Page. I had his famous PB & J Shrimp Po’boy. Awesome!

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Posted in Texas, When I'm Not Here, Wonderful | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, Weird wacky wonderful

Ten Things Tuesday: Ways Texas Made Me A Better Person

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 8, 2016 by KernutMarch 8, 2016
Texas sunsets are awesome.

Before I came to Texas, for a long time I felt drawn to the state, a desire to go to there. I had no idea what it was really like, and no idea how much of an imprint it would leave on my soul. Texas changed me for the better. That may seem silly to say, but it is so different from the other states in which I’ve been – it really is like its own country.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, Ten Things, Texas | Tagged Gentlemen, Ten Things, Texas

A Tiny Church in Ingram and other stuff

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 21, 2016 by KernutMarch 28, 2016
A Tiny Church in Ingram, Texas.

There is a teeny town in northeast Texas Hill Country, right next to Kerrville, called Ingram. It was the first time since being in Texas that I saw actual hills. (“Hill Country” is a misnomer… what they call hills in Texas, they don’t acknowledge as a change in elevation in California.)

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas, Worlds Smallest | Tagged Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Smallest

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