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A Pussy in the Brothel

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 16, 2017 by KernutDecember 18, 2017
Pye's cat house, aka The Brothel.

As many of you know, Pye doesn’t travel well. You may recall the time she destroyed her brand new (cloth) carrier in a howling fit a few years ago.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Brothels, Humor, She's Classy | Tagged Cats, Humor, Life of Pye, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

I’m trading you two in for good kids!

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2015 by KernutMay 15, 2015
Interventions: Given by the reasons I drank.

“I’m trading you two in for good kids,” my dad bellowed to Chickenbone and I one summer day long ago after we’d been acting up.

We were shocked. “Trade us in? What do you mean?”, one of us asked.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Family, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Get off my lawn!

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 30, 2014 by KernutMarch 30, 2014
Old house in Texas.

Another one of those anniversaries of my birthday is approaching. I’ve celebrated a few anniversaries of my 27th birthday, and even anniversaries of my 29th, but that may have to change.

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Posted in Humor, I'm Too Young | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Things You Should Know

Because my bipolar cat told me to.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2013 by KernutNovember 22, 2013
"Meow?" "Yes, Kitty, in a minute."

A conversation about talking to your cat started on Facebook after a friend posted the above graphic. Many people were quick to confess their conversations with a cat. It seems we all talk to our pets, and are completely secure in this. If we are ‘crazy cat people’, we’re all OK with others knowing it. I, for one, will talk to my cat in front of people without a second thought.

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Posted in Animals, Humor | Tagged Cats, Things That Make you Go Huh

There’s no i in team, but there are two u’s in shut up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 27, 2013 by KernutOctober 28, 2013
Peter Pan costume.

Why is it when some people have an issue, rather than discuss it like a rational human being they decide to lash out? *sigh*

Or even worse, they assume something completely moronic and then lash out like they know everything? And why is it some people run the minute there is any conflict? How can you get to be that old and not have learned SOME communication skills??

But never mind this for now, I really don’t care. Instead I will try to live by this message from Joel Osteen (posted on Facebook, thanks to reader Greg V.):

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Animals, Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Cats, random

Ode to an Awning

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 1, 2013 by KernutMay 4, 2013
What's left of the Dometic A&E.

I know how much you all love my poetry, since Train and Tumbleweed got such rave reviews… (<—dripping with sarcasm), so I wrote another poem for you. This is what happened the other night to my neighbor’s awning during another huge storm in Texas. Ode To An Awning A fine product by Dometic, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor | Tagged Panic Shmanic, Random crap

I just got felt up by TSA

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2013 by KernutApril 17, 2013

I’m at the Sioux Falls airport checking in for my return flight to Austin (via snowy Denver). At the security check point I put all my stuff on the conveyer belt and turn around to go through the metal detector. But there is no metal detector. In its place is … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Things That Make you Go Huh

A smile a day keeps the buttheads away.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 14, 2013 by KernutMarch 9, 2015
It's a smiley marshmallow. (This one kind of reminds me of a Stay Puft marshmallow.)

(…and there’s a title which Google will never serve up in a search) Or it keeps the blues away. I don’t know. I can’t be expected to remember these things. It’s all I can do to remember what I had for breakfast this morning. (Go on, take a moment… can … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Not Daily Photos | Tagged Smile because you can, Texas

I told my therapist about you. Because the zombie apocalypse is coming and you need a shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 15, 2012 by KernutJanuary 5, 2013

  I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Queen of The Zombies, Travel, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, I Am Queen of The Zombies, Lover of All Things Cheezy, RV Travels, Zombies Are Coming

They say ‘y’all’ in these here parts. UPDATED.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 2, 2012 by KernutJune 6, 2012
Longhorns on a golf cart. Not rare in these here parts.

Texas is the land of ‘y’all’. I’d like to think I fit in when it comes to use of the local colloquialism, but I know I don’t because everyone still refers to me as “the California gal”. A while back I wrote a post about a few of the colloquialisms … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, Humor | Tagged The Kindness of Strangers, Umm what?

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