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Gone up the road a ways to Mississippi

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 1, 2018 by KernutNovember 27, 2018

Y’all know how I don’t like to be on the gulf coast when big storms are coming. Until the hurricane passes, I usually go up the road a ways to Mississippi. On one of those trips, I stayed at LeFleur’s Bluff State Park right in Jackson. It’s a beautiful park right on the Pearl River.

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Posted in Mississippi, Panic Much, RV Lifestyle | Tagged Kayaking, Life on the Gulf Coast, RV Travels, Weird wacky wonderful

USS Alabama is in — Alabama

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 28, 2018 by KernutMarch 5, 2018
I can't begin to imagine how LOUD those must be when firing.

For all you history buffs and statisticians: The USS Alabama (BB-60), a South Dakota-class battleship, was the sixth ship of the United States Navy named after the US state of Alabama. The Alabama was commissioned in 1942 and served in World War II in the Atlantic and Pacific theaters and decommisioned in January, 1947.

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Posted in Alabama, Panic Much, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Adventures, Panic Shmanic, Worlds Largest

Bug Killer Rating reaches all-time low

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 18, 2015 by KernutSeptember 18, 2015
A dead cockroach - as it should be.

Bugzilla’s relative, made an appearance a few weeks ago, but quickly darted to safety behind a drawer. I’ve been cautiously opening drawers ever since. Until today. Bug Killer Rating (BKR) reaches a new low. Bug Killer Rating (BKR) definition: The BKR is assessed on a scale of 1 to 10, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Panic Much, Shoe Fetish | Tagged Panic Shmanic, Trouble, WTF?

Time to get out of Dodge.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 28, 2015 by KernutMay 30, 2015
Here's Bessie the Sirloin Stockade Cow.

It’s time to get out of Dodge. There’s a storm a brewin’ and I’m a goin’.

If you watch the Weather Channel at all you may have seen that central Texas is now marshland. It’s like a doughnut of land with a lake in place of the doughnut hole.

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Posted in Panic Much, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Cows, Texas, Worlds Largest

The day Pye stowed away in the RV chassis for 150 miles.

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 20, 2014 by KernutMay 11, 2014
A few minutes after she decided the inside was better than the undercarriage.

In the latest episode of crazy shit Pye does, she stowed away in the chassis/undercarriage of my RV for almost 150 miles and 3.5 hours!

*blond lemming faints*

Friday morning, on my way to meet up with a group of other single RVers, I packed up the RV for the first time in a long time. I was excited to finally be taking the RV on the road. But, like so many things, this packing up made Bipolar Pye nervous. (Last time I moved from one side of the park to the other, she peed on the driver’s seat.)

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Posted in Adventures, Animals, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye, Tharn, WTF?

UPDATED Online Dating: The Profile

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 2, 2014 by KernutJanuary 7, 2014

But, like any good lemming looking for a cliff, I am moving forward with the online dating. At least for now. You never know when that cliff might suddenly appear.

To that end, I have incorporated your suggestions from the comments section below, and from my Facebook page. You may recognize the first paragraph from the profile I used years ago. I had removed it, but when Kathy suggested including my sense of humor, I added that first paragraph back in. I also mentioned the “Bipolar Kitty Test”. Heh.

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Posted in Dating, Panic Much | Tagged Dating, I'm A Lemming, Single

The Creek Dun Rose…

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 12, 2013 by KernutNovember 16, 2013
Guadalupe River Texas flood 2013

Unlike my usual “panic like a lemming” mode, I didn’t sit inside waiting for the water to rise. Instead, I went out and took a bunch of flood pictures from the water’s edge. For you, my dear Kernutties, for you I braved Mother Nature’s destruction, risking life and limb, to get y’all some photos. You’re welcome.

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Posted in Panic Much, Texas | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Panic Shmanic, Texas

How to kill Bugzilla, my once well-groomed rommate.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 2, 2013 by KernutSeptember 7, 2013
Dead Bugzilla.

Bugzilla is no longer afraid of the light. Even worse, Bugzilla is no longer afraid of me.

He scurries back and forth across the front edge of the counter, as if marking out his territory. Meanwhile, I stand stock still, trying to decide how to try and kill him this time. I’m standing there watching his every move, mentally recounting the many unsuccessful methods I’d previously employed to try end his scurrying life.

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Posted in Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged I'm A Lemming, My Head Hurts, Umm what?

I just got felt up by TSA

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2013 by KernutApril 17, 2013

I’m at the Sioux Falls airport checking in for my return flight to Austin (via snowy Denver). At the security check point I put all my stuff on the conveyer belt and turn around to go through the metal detector. But there is no metal detector. In its place is … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Panic Much, Travel | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Sex - atleast someone is getting it, Things That Make you Go Huh

Too Cold To Snow and I’m Turning Blue

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 15, 2013 by KernutApril 24, 2013

‘Too Cold To Snow.’ I heard that phrase for the first time just before I left for the Frozen Tundra. (no, this is not about football – it’s about snow and ice) I now know there must be such a thing as too cold to snow because yesterday I landed … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Panic Much | Tagged Panic Shmanic, WTF?

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