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Tag Archives: My Head Hurts

But where are you FROM?

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2015 by KernutNovember 21, 2015

“Where are you from?”

I can not count the number of times I’ve been asked that question in the last week, but I do know the number of times is greater than in my entire life up to this point.

I must have an accent.

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Posted in RV Lifestyle, Something's wrong with her | Tagged My Head Hurts, Oklahoma, Texas

How to kill Bugzilla, my once well-groomed rommate.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 2, 2013 by KernutSeptember 7, 2013
Dead Bugzilla.

Bugzilla is no longer afraid of the light. Even worse, Bugzilla is no longer afraid of me.

He scurries back and forth across the front edge of the counter, as if marking out his territory. Meanwhile, I stand stock still, trying to decide how to try and kill him this time. I’m standing there watching his every move, mentally recounting the many unsuccessful methods I’d previously employed to try end his scurrying life.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged I'm A Lemming, My Head Hurts, Umm what?

While enjoying the rain I learned I live in a sieve.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 15, 2012 by KernutSeptember 15, 2012
Caulking isn't just for breakfast anymore.

It’s been hot here in central Texas, hotter than a whore on nickle night at the cat house. So when the rains and cool weather came – without terrifying winds – we all enjoyed it immensely. I can’t tell you how wonderful it has been to wear pants and long-sleeved … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, RV Lifestyle, Trouble | Tagged My Head Hurts, RV Tips, Things That Make you Go Huh

Bugzilla, my new roommate.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 17, 2012 by KernutSeptember 2, 2013

. I’m beginning to doze off, my eyes start to droop and I manage to bookmark my page when out of the corner of my eye I see a LARGE, dark object moving very rapidly across the wall.

On the wall is the biggest roach I’ve ever seen. It’s at least two inches long NOT counting the antennae. NO LIE! It’s so big it actually makes sounds as it’s feet scurry along the wall, unlike other insects that are TOO SMALL TO MAKE SOUNDS WHEN THEY MOVE.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged I'm A Lemming, My Head Hurts, Umm what?

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