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Category Archives: Something’s wrong with her

But where are you FROM?

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2015 by KernutNovember 21, 2015

“Where are you from?”

I can not count the number of times I’ve been asked that question in the last week, but I do know the number of times is greater than in my entire life up to this point.

I must have an accent.

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Posted in RV Lifestyle, Something's wrong with her | Tagged My Head Hurts, Oklahoma, Texas

Looking For a Common Law Husband

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 16, 2014 by KernutDecember 16, 2014

Texas is a Common Law state. According to Findlaw.com, you can say you’re married and that’s it. No ceremony, no nothing.

Yet one more reason Texas is awesome.
I’m looking for a common law husband. Why? Because I need health insurance.

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Posted in I'm Too Young, Something's wrong with her, When I'm Not Here | Tagged It's Possible I Need Therapy, The Kindness of Strangers

RV stuff I fixed all by myself.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 6, 2014 by KernutMarch 7, 2014

Before I get to the self-stroking RV stuff I fixed, I want to talk about something sort of important, for once…

My Yahoo! editor has fallen off the face of the earth which means I’ve been able to write more on this blog. Lucky you! (No contact in about a month now, and I’ve submitted a great story idea and an article in that time, along with a few reminder emails.Whatever.) So in between writing the next episode of Tales From the RV Park, I checked my blog stats on Google Feedburner and noticed I lost about 20% of my subscribers within the four days after this post: Online Dating: Oh my. Well, this explains a lot. The post may or may not explain a lot about online dating, but I can’t figure out why I lost so many subscribers. Especially since I thought the post about the hunter-gather principle would’ve been the one to turn folks off. Or, more likely, this post or this post. Was it something I said?

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, RV Lifestyle, She's Classy, Something's wrong with her, Who cares | Tagged RV Tips, Single, Things That Make you Go Huh, Who cares

The tale of the Rattlesnake Tail and why I’m now a Texan

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 14, 2012 by KernutNovember 5, 2012
rattlesnake tail

(*hat tip* to Bluz Dude at Darwinfish 2 for the title idea) The Tale of the Tail I’ve been creating a tree nursery for the park by germinating such things as Pomegranates, Wisteria, Jacaranda, Cheesewood, and Giant Sequoias. (Heh, I don’t pick the seeds, they were already here just collecting … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I'm Too Young, Something's wrong with her, Texas | Tagged Things That Make you Go Huh, Umm what?

The Squirrel Circus is in town.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 6, 2012 by KernutJune 30, 2013
A later phase of the squirrel obstacle course where a second story has been added.

It’s in town because I made the Squirrel Circus here. No, this isn’t another story about that ex-boyfriend who went off to join the circus. You’re welcome. This post really is about squirrels I got to jump through hoops, sort of. It’s more like running through tubes and boxes than … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Jobs I Had, Something's wrong with her | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, That's Just Wrong

Knot A Clew is the name of the sailboat I was on. Seriously.

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 13, 2012 by KernutJuly 12, 2012

Knot A Clew. It’s like they knew I was coming aboard. I don’t even need to make this stuff up, it just finds me. Like flies find fly paper. “Not a clue” is the theme of my life, particularly when it comes to dating. Thankfully, this wasn’t a date. Two … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Beaches, Something's wrong with her | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk, Luxury

Guest Post: A Holiday Letter From Da Kitteh

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 21, 2011 by PurrrrrfectOneDecember 22, 2011
Reindeer Christmas display in Northern California.

Oh hai internet! Dis ar teh anothr guest post frum teh kitteh. Remembr me? Sure u do! Mah hooman often talkz bout me. Im also teh co-pilot on her rv trip around teh country. I doan read maps yet, but Im lernin. (Editor’s note: The following is a holiday letter … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Guest Post, Something's wrong with her | Tagged Cats, It's possible I'm not well

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