More old stuff, now in historic Goliad, Texas. The architecture of old mission was mesmerizing. Something about the shape of the Spanish colonial buildings always causes me to gaze at them for a long time.
But, wait! There's more...Before I get to the self-stroking RV stuff I fixed, I want to talk about something sort of important, for once…
My Yahoo! editor has fallen off the face of the earth which means I’ve been able to write more on this blog. Lucky you! (No contact in about a month now, and I’ve submitted a great story idea and an article in that time, along with a few reminder emails.Whatever.) So in between writing the next episode of Tales From the RV Park, I checked my blog stats on Google Feedburner and noticed I lost about 20% of my subscribers within the four days after this post: Online Dating: Oh my. Well, this explains a lot. The post may or may not explain a lot about online dating, but I can’t figure out why I lost so many subscribers. Especially since I thought the post about the hunter-gather principle would’ve been the one to turn folks off. Or, more likely, this post or this post. Was it something I said?
But, wait! There's more...Your lesson for today is a Texas saying: All hat and no cattle. It means pretentious. Like a guy who just bought himself an expensive cowboy hat, but doesn’t have any cattle. Used in a sentence, generally after some pontificating dork has just left the building, in your best Texas … But, wait! There’s more…
Pescetarian: It’s like vegetarian, but with meat. Pescetarian (from Wiki): (pron.: /ˌpɛskɨˈtɛəriən/) (also spelled pescatarianism) is the practice of a diet that includes seafood but not the flesh of other animals. A pescetarian diet shares many of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, … But, wait! There’s more…
For Ten Things Tuesday: Ten Things You Probably Don’t Realize About Being Off Work I know it’s probably not Tuesday, but I’m a Lady of Leisure now and can’t remember the day of the week. It was recently Tuesday, or will be Tuesday soon and that’s close enough. Lucky for … But, wait! There’s more…
The cop goes to uncuff him, but he can’t find his handcuff key. It’s gone. Totally lost. He asks if I have mine.
Nope. Didn’t expect to be doing the handcuffing on this one. Plus my key was taken away from me. But that’s another story.
So the cop leaves me alone in the apartment with the handcuffed BIG dude. Who could head-butt me to death with one blow. Who is innocent of skipping bail. But not cop-killing.
But, wait! There's more...Looking for a new pair of shoes? Got a shoe or foot fetish? Got an animal foot fetish? Are you a Dom who needs a gift for your slave? Let me help you out… Do your feet get tired of walking in heels? Here’s the solution! . … But, wait! There’s more…
Mind you, it’s not like I ever got a birthday card from any of them. We’re not exactly close.
The Duke of Bedford, the Duke of Argyll, Ted McGinley, and any member of the Heinz ketchup family could totally send me one, though. Anytime. Really.
No, I’m *asking* if you would send me a card. Please.
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