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Depression is a Bitch

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 29, 2016 by KernutJuly 29, 2016
This is how I feel, like a shadow of a whole person.

I am not brave in my own admission; it took me over a year to finish this post. Many famous, and far better writers have divulged their own personal struggles. I am not jumping on the bandwagon, not trying to be one of the crowd. It is their own bravery that has given me the strength to admit this, to tell you out there in internet land, how I feel, and share some of the struggles I’ve been too ashamed to write about. If it offers comfort to someone else to know they are not alone, that’s all the better. Then this will have been for something useful.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, I Don't Have A Category, When I'm Not Here | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, Life, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sometimes it's not funny

UPDATED: Surgery Update: She Lived To Tell About It

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 26, 2015 by KernutMarch 2, 2015
They gave me socks in exchange for my uterus.

She Lived To Tell About It. Hello my Lovely Kernutties!
This is a quick note to update those of you who don’t follow me on Facebook or Twitter. I survived surgery. The end.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, I Don't Have A Category, I'm Too Young | Tagged Adventures, I'm A Lemming, Umm what?

Trip to the Suburban Ecosystem: A Vision of Sameness

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 3, 2014 by KernutJuly 3, 2014

Looking out the small window of the 737 as it flew into San Jose Airport I saw one thing: Sameness.

Miles and miles of sameness. It was as if someone took a house-shaped cookie cutter and laid out millions of identical little houses on cookie sheets made of grass, bordered by roads of concrete and asphalt. Hundreds of thousands of cars zoomed in between the green blocks of sameness.

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Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Travel | Tagged Adventures, Things You Should Know

You can lead a horse to water, but some horses would rather have beer.

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 10, 2013 by KernutJuly 16, 2013
The setting sun.

You all know that saying “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink”.

You can show someone a better way of life, but sometimes they’d rather stick to their old ways – no matter how much they’ve lost because of those old patterns of behavior.

If you’ve never been affected by someone else’s alcoholism or drug addiction, or you never had a alcohol or drug problem of your own, you are very fortunate. It is heartbreaking to see someone you care about return to drinking or drugs, simultaneously losing everything important in life. The wanton self-destruction of a loved one is to much to bare. Sadly, I’ve seen this happen several times to people I care about. It never gets any easier.

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Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Random Rants | Tagged sigh

All hat and no cattle

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 27, 2013 by KernutMarch 27, 2013
All hat, looking for missing cattle.

Your lesson for today is a Texas saying: All hat and no cattle. It means pretentious. Like a guy who just bought himself an expensive cowboy hat, but doesn’t have any cattle. Used in a sentence, generally after some pontificating dork has just left the building, in your best Texas … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category | Tagged Rants, Who cares

Pescetarian or Bacontarian, can’t I be both?

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 4, 2013 by KernutMarch 4, 2013
Chocolate covered bacon

Pescetarian: It’s like vegetarian, but with meat. Pescetarian (from Wiki): (pron.: /ˌpɛskɨˈtɛəriən/) (also spelled pescatarianism) is the practice of a diet that includes seafood but not the flesh of other animals. A pescetarian diet shares many of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Phoning It In | Tagged Random crap, Who cares

28 Days Later

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 6, 2012 by KernutFebruary 7, 2012
As soon as I saw you

It’s been twenty-eight days with my rig/house guest. Twenty-eight days straight. In about 200 square feet of living space. Despite the zombie movie reference, we didn’t kill each other. This is HUGE for two, long-time single people. We spent time in two states (California and Arizona), and two countries (US … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, I Don't Have A Category | Tagged Single Life

I Thought About You Naked

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 30, 2011 by KernutDecember 31, 2011

I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Shoe Fetish | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, Sex - atleast someone is getting it

UPDATED: Woman vs. Machine x 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2011 by KernutDecember 28, 2012

Or “The time my laptop died, and the windows let in the rain.” Believe it or not, these things are not related. Don’t worry, the post about the naked guy in Quartzsite is still coming, but there’s been a slight delay… The Sacred Laptop, holder of all photos, articles, and … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Panic Much | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Panic Shmanic

Brain-eating Amoeba – I Think I Have This

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 18, 2011 by KernutAugust 18, 2011
Avila Beach California

I just heard about this ‘brain-eating amoeba’ and I think I have it. It sure would explain a lot. We’re all on well water at the place I’ve been RV camping for much of the last month. At first, I drank the water (after filtering it) thinking ‘Ooh, well water! … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Panic Much, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies

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