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Depression is a Bitch

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I am not brave in my own admission; it took me over a year to finish this post. Many famous, and far better writers have divulged their own personal struggles. I am not jumping on the bandwagon, not trying to be one of the crowd. It is their own bravery that has given me the strength to admit this, to tell you out there in internet land, how I feel, and share some of the struggles I’ve been too ashamed to write about. If it offers comfort to someone else to know they are not alone, that’s all the better. Then this will have been for something useful.

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Trip to the Suburban Ecosystem: A Vision of Sameness

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Looking out the small window of the 737 as it flew into San Jose Airport I saw one thing: Sameness.

Miles and miles of sameness. It was as if someone took a house-shaped cookie cutter and laid out millions of identical little houses on cookie sheets made of grass, bordered by roads of concrete and asphalt. Hundreds of thousands of cars zoomed in between the green blocks of sameness.

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You can lead a horse to water, but some horses would rather have beer.

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You all know that saying “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink”.

You can show someone a better way of life, but sometimes they’d rather stick to their old ways – no matter how much they’ve lost because of those old patterns of behavior.

If you’ve never been affected by someone else’s alcoholism or drug addiction, or you never had a alcohol or drug problem of your own, you are very fortunate. It is heartbreaking to see someone you care about return to drinking or drugs, simultaneously losing everything important in life. The wanton self-destruction of a loved one is to much to bare. Sadly, I’ve seen this happen several times to people I care about. It never gets any easier.

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Pescetarian or Bacontarian, can’t I be both?

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Pescetarian: It’s like vegetarian, but with meat. Pescetarian (from Wiki): (pron.: /ˌpɛskɨˈtɛəriən/) (also spelled pescatarianism) is the practice of a diet that includes seafood but not the flesh of other animals. A pescetarian diet shares many of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, … But, wait! There’s more…

I Thought About You Naked

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I thought about you naked. Then I put some clothes on and thought about you some more. (Right about now my parents are probably cringing and wishing I didn’t blog.) To the rest of you I recommend condoms to prevent any blogging children. (This isn’t a real post, it’s more … But, wait! There’s more…

UPDATED: Woman vs. Machine x 2

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Or “The time my laptop died, and the windows let in the rain.” Believe it or not, these things are not related. Don’t worry, the post about the naked guy in Quartzsite is still coming, but there’s been a slight delay… The Sacred Laptop, holder of all photos, articles, and … But, wait! There’s more…

Brain-eating Amoeba – I Think I Have This

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I just heard about this ‘brain-eating amoeba’ and I think I have it. It sure would explain a lot. We’re all on well water at the place I’ve been RV camping for much of the last month. At first, I drank the water (after filtering it) thinking ‘Ooh, well water! … But, wait! There’s more…