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Looking For a Common Law Husband

Posted on December 16, 2014 by KernutDecember 16, 2014

Texas is a Common Law state. According to Findlaw.com, you can say you’re married and that’s it. No ceremony, no nothing.

Yet one more reason Texas is awesome.
I’m looking for a common law husband. Why? Because I need health insurance.

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Put the hooker in the box, and the bird in the closet.

Posted on May 5, 2012 by KernutMay 28, 2012

No, wait. I think Charlie Sheen said ‘Put the hooker in the closet‘. Ok, then the bird should go in the box. Got it. Good thing, too, since the closet is quiet full of my clothes and skeletons. As many of you may know, I have a penchant for rescuing … But, wait! There’s more…

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Looking For a Common Law Husband

Put the hooker in the box, and the bird in the closet.