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Category Archives: My Crazy Childhood

Don’t judge others too quickly. It looks bad on you.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 16, 2015 by KernutMay 16, 2015

Being wrongly accused has been a running theme in my life for the last few months or so: Family, boss, good friends all accusing me of the most bizarre things.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Good For The Soul, My Crazy Childhood | Tagged Life, Rants

I’m trading you two in for good kids!

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2015 by KernutMay 15, 2015
Interventions: Given by the reasons I drank.

“I’m trading you two in for good kids,” my dad bellowed to Chickenbone and I one summer day long ago after we’d been acting up.

We were shocked. “Trade us in? What do you mean?”, one of us asked.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Family, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Lies My Parents Told Me

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 26, 2011 by KernutFebruary 26, 2011

(This post was inspired by Oh Noa’s on lying to her future children. It reminded me of the many lies my parents told us.) I don’t know about you, but I need some humor while I sort through the Match.com adventures. So today I bring you Lies My Parents Told … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood | Tagged My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

The Gruesome Death of A Fly

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 1, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Zombie Fly Returns

The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, Zombies Are Coming

18 With A Fake ID

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 1, 2010 by KernutApril 1, 2016

Me, to the bartender, “I’d like a carafe of Margaritas, salt the rim of the carafe, and stick a straw in it.”

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in My Crazy Childhood, Trouble, Who cares | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, TMI, Trouble

Drinking and Smoking: My Childhood Memories

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2010 by KernutApril 28, 2010

I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Criminal Acts, My Crazy Childhood, TMI, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, WTF?

Penny and The Attack of The Killer Bees

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 2, 2010 by KernutApril 11, 2010

The Time Penny Was Attacked by The Killer Bees When I was a delinquent young teenager in Capitola, I had some friends with whom I regularly got into trouble had adventures. (See: My First Brush With The Law). One of the places we would regularly go to find trouble was … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Criminal Acts, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Adventures, Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Humor, Trouble

The Time I Learned Golf Carts Don’t Float

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 29, 2010 by KernutJune 29, 2013

Golf Carts Don’t Float, But Golf Tees Do – Who Knew?! For a little while after my parents got divorced my father stayed in the general Santa Barbara, CA area. My sister, Chickenbone, and I would spend weekends and long summers with him where we would learn all kinds of … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Criminal Acts, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Adventures, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Golf, Trouble

My First Brush With The Law

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 25, 2010 by KernutSeptember 29, 2011

It was a match made in heaven: Three gals, three guys, a wee party, and an illegal bonfire.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Beaches, Criminal Acts, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, TMI, Trouble | Tagged Beaches, Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors, TMI, Trouble

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