Amazon has hookers and drugs for sale! I am not making this up.
No lie. AMAZON the online bookstore/everything store – has hookers and drugs listed for sale. And this post is not safe for work because of nudity and pictures of drug use – Thanks for that, Amazon. Now people will have to wait until they get home to read this.
But, wait! There's more...Pye is why we can’t have nice things. *sigh* Is it Karma that sent me a Devil Cat? I love my furry monster-child, but Pye needs a hobby.
But, wait! There's more...Remember Tush? She’s a tad on the friendly side – if you’re a man. If you’re a woman, she’s jealous and insecure, and has been known to threaten women who she thinks “looked” at Hatin’ – not that anyone in their right mind would.
Tush and Hatin’ fight all the time, and that’s what makes the following story all the more curious…
Tush shot her car. Yes, with a gun.
But, wait! There's more...The Life of Pye is about a cat. The cat who adopted me. And this is a short, sporadically posted series about her. The first post is Pye has a foot fetish. Pye is still quite pudgy. She’s been on a diet for several months (1/2 cup of kibbles as … But, wait! There’s more…
A sign nearby says,
“On this spot the Earp and Clanton factions met on October 26, 1881 to settle the west’s most famous feud. Doc Holliday stopped on Fremont Street a few feet from where indicated. Here Frank and Tom McLaury finally dropped on Fremont Street. Billy Clanton died where he stood. Virgil and Morgan Earp were wounded.”
But, wait! There's more...Two things that need shootin’: Varmints in your RV, and Stalkers It’s been a week of things that need shootin’. (Note the dropped “g” – I’m already starting to sound like a Texan. Just know it happens very fast, people, very fast.) (A note for my new readers: Last summer … But, wait! There’s more…
The scene: An empty two-lane highway at 8:30 pm on a Wednesday night. My car: The nice tow car previously pictured, carrying two blond-haired white people (me and the aforementioned house guest) slowly driving back to their campsite in Slab City after a day at the nearby RV park pool, hanging with sober … But, wait! There’s more…
Recently learning Herman Munster is alive and well and selling real estate, reminded me of one of the many jobs I had. I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind. … But, wait! There’s more…
I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*
But, wait! There's more...The Time Penny Was Attacked by The Killer Bees When I was a delinquent young teenager in Capitola, I had some friends with whom I regularly got into trouble had adventures. (See: My First Brush With The Law). One of the places we would regularly go to find trouble was … But, wait! There’s more…
