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Amazon Has Hookers and Drugs For Sale. I am not making this up.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 9, 2019 by KernutJune 9, 2019
hookers and drugs for sale on Amazon

Amazon has hookers and drugs for sale! I am not making this up.

No lie. AMAZON the online bookstore/everything store – has hookers and drugs listed for sale. And this post is not safe for work because of nudity and pictures of drug use – Thanks for that, Amazon. Now people will have to wait until they get home to read this.

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Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Criminal Acts, International Incident, Social Media, Trouble, Weird, WTF? | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, Things That Make you Go Huh, Things You Should Know, Trouble, Umm what?, WTF?

The Life of Pye: And that’s why we can’t have nice things

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 8, 2015 by KernutMarch 8, 2015
Pye debating whether to play with the keyboard - again, or push the books off the table - again.

Pye is why we can’t have nice things. *sigh* Is it Karma that sent me a Devil Cat? I love my furry monster-child, but Pye needs a hobby.

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Posted in Animals, Criminal Acts | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

Tales From the RV Park: Tush Shot Her Car

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 9, 2014 by KernutApril 9, 2014
It's a shame you can't buy common sense like you can buy deodorant.

Remember Tush? She’s a tad on the friendly side – if you’re a man. If you’re a woman, she’s jealous and insecure, and has been known to threaten women who she thinks “looked” at Hatin’ – not that anyone in their right mind would.

Tush and Hatin’ fight all the time, and that’s what makes the following story all the more curious…

Tush shot her car. Yes, with a gun.

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Posted in Criminal Acts, Tales From the RV Park, Texas | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Texas

The Life of Pye: 30 Hours Without Pye

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2013 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014
Pye, aka Drama Cat, in her new harness.

The Life of Pye is about a cat. The cat who adopted me. And this is a short, sporadically posted series about her. The first post is Pye has a foot fetish. Pye is still quite pudgy. She’s been on a diet for several months (1/2 cup of kibbles as … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Criminal Acts | Tagged Cats, Life of Pye

Tombstones in Tombstone, Arizona

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 11, 2012 by KernutSeptember 29, 2013
No guns, please. The graveyard is full.

A sign nearby says,

“On this spot the Earp and Clanton factions met on October 26, 1881 to settle the west’s most famous feud. Doc Holliday stopped on Fremont Street a few feet from where indicated. Here Frank and Tom McLaury finally dropped on Fremont Street. Billy Clanton died where he stood. Virgil and Morgan Earp were wounded.”

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Posted in Arizona, Criminal Acts, Weird, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, RV Travels, Weird wacky wonderful

Don’t make me get my gun out. Again.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 13, 2012 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014

Two things that need shootin’: Varmints in your RV, and Stalkers It’s been a week of things that need shootin’. (Note the dropped “g” – I’m already starting to sound like a Texan. Just know it happens very fast, people, very fast.) (A note for my new readers: Last summer … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, Random Rants | Tagged Random crap, Rants, Tales From the RV Park

Border Patrol = Reno 911

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 1, 2012 by KernutFebruary 2, 2012

The scene: An empty two-lane highway at 8:30 pm on a Wednesday night. My car: The nice tow car previously pictured, carrying two blond-haired white people (me and the aforementioned house guest) slowly driving back to their campsite in Slab City after a day at the nearby RV park pool, hanging with sober … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, WTF? | Tagged Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors

The Time I Worked For Fred Krueger and Donna Mills

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 13, 2010 by KernutJuly 13, 2010

Recently learning Herman Munster is alive and well and selling real estate, reminded me of one of the many jobs I had. I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Celebrity Encounters, Criminal Acts, Jobs I Had

Drinking and Smoking: My Childhood Memories

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 28, 2010 by KernutApril 28, 2010

I learned to mix drinks, quite well actually, and we all had a grand time drinking up the liquor cabinet after school. When the booze would run low, Dad would just replace it. Awesome. *hiccup*

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Criminal Acts, My Crazy Childhood, TMI, Trouble | Tagged Crimes and Misdemeanors, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog, WTF?

Penny and The Attack of The Killer Bees

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 2, 2010 by KernutApril 11, 2010

The Time Penny Was Attacked by The Killer Bees When I was a delinquent young teenager in Capitola, I had some friends with whom I regularly got into trouble had adventures. (See: My First Brush With The Law). One of the places we would regularly go to find trouble was … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Criminal Acts, Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Trouble | Tagged Adventures, Cops, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Humor, Trouble

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