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A Pussy in the Brothel

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 16, 2017 by KernutDecember 18, 2017
Pye's cat house, aka The Brothel.

As many of you know, Pye doesn’t travel well. You may recall the time she destroyed her brand new (cloth) carrier in a howling fit a few years ago.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Brothels, Humor, She's Classy | Tagged Cats, Humor, Life of Pye, My Parents Wish I Didn't Blog

Happy Friday 5: Amish Jokes, and Pennsylvania Countryside

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 25, 2016 by KernutNovember 25, 2016
Beautiful Amish home and grounds in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

A lovely Amish home: This was one of my favorite homes/farms in all of the Pennsylvania Countryside that I saw. At first I thought this was a public park it’s so picturesque. The grounds are meticulous! I love the creek winding through the manicured lawn, the white picket bridge crossing it, and the gazebo overlooking it all.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Happy Friday 5, It's the country, Pennsylvania | Tagged Humor, Tales From the RV Park, Travel

I told my therapist about you. Because the zombie apocalypse is coming and you need a shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 15, 2012 by KernutJanuary 5, 2013

  I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Queen of The Zombies, Travel, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, I Am Queen of The Zombies, Lover of All Things Cheezy, RV Travels, Zombies Are Coming

Mollie Lost Her Nipple In Purgatory But I Found It

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 3, 2011 by KernutNovember 7, 2012
Mollie's Nipple in Huricane, UT

I found Mollie’s Nipple on the way to Purgatory. I can only assume Mollie is walking around with one nipple. It’s a butte named “Mollie’s Nipple”. Makes you wonder if Mollie was a popular saloon gal back in the day. Or if she lost one in a bar fight. Have … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Fuckin Hollywood, Humor, Monterey, Travel, WTF? | Tagged Humor, RV Travels

A Pigeon Named Spot

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 26, 2010 by KernutDecember 28, 2010

Once Upon A Time, I Rescued A Pigeon. And I named him Spot. When I first met Spot he was walking across a six-lane street during rush hour, headed towards the median. Cars were whizzing by him, but he seemed not to notice the imminent danger. Or maybe he just … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Dating, Humor | Tagged Animals, Dating, Humor

The Gruesome Death of A Fly

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 1, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Zombie Fly Returns

The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, Zombies Are Coming

If Facebook Existed Through History

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 17, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010

(Disclaimer – I didn’t write this. It’s too funny and creative, so obviously. I got it in an email from one of my awesome friends. I have no idea whom to credit for the following hilarious post.) If Facebook Existed Through History: My favorite are the last two status posts, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor | Tagged Facebook, Humor

Life Before The Computer

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 8, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Casual Friday for the telecommuter.

Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Humor, To Lazy To Write

Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 30, 2010 by KernutJune 30, 2010

I know many of my seven readers have children. Intending my blog to always be informational, I want to share some great parenting tips with you all. What? Just because I’m not a parent to a human doesn’t mean I don’t have great parenting ideas for you. Seriously, don’t judge. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor | Tagged Humor

14 Signs You’re Over 40

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 25, 2010 by KernutOctober 18, 2012

We interrupt the regularly scheduled post to bring you… well, this. First, let me just say I did not write this. I wish I had, but I didn’t. The following was sent via email by a friend… If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious. When I … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Phoning It In | Tagged Humor, Life

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