Life Before The Computer
Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly because I’m just to lazy to write a real post today and this was funny. They typos, however, are totally mine since I retyped this from scratch.)
Life Before The Computer:
This is totally me when I work from home.
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out.
I can hardly remember what life was like. I often wonder how businesses kept records…..paper!!??
‘Paper’?? What’s paper?
What theme are you utilizing here ? I like the style. Thank you for this posting.
So true! LOL. Love this!
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Can you imagine what life will be like in 10 or 20 years? Computers will all be small, hand-held devices or chips embedded into us and we just “think” what we want to Google.