Life Before The Computer
Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly because I’m just to lazy to write a real post today and this was funny. They typos, however, are totally mine since I retyped this from scratch.)
Life Before The Computer:
This is totally me when I work from home.
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out.
I can hardly remember what life was like. I often wonder how businesses kept records…..paper!!??
‘Paper’?? What’s paper?
What theme are you utilizing here ? I like the style. Thank you for this posting.
So true! LOL. Love this!
Can you imagine what life will be like in 10 or 20 years? Computers will all be small, hand-held devices or chips embedded into us and we just “think” what we want to Google.