Life Before The Computer

Just a short post (that I totally copied from a funny email). (Just so you know, this isn’t plagiarism like what happened to Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. No, seriously. It is not! This came from one of those e-jokes, and had no author listed. It’s totally different. Mostly because I’m just to lazy to write a real post today and this was funny. They typos, however, are totally mine since I retyped this from scratch.)

Life Before The Computer:

This is totally me when I work from home.

Memory was something you lost with age.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

A web was a spider’s home.

A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out.

Comments

Life Before The Computer — 5 Comments

One of The Guys on September 8, 2010 at 5:27 pm said:

I can hardly remember what life was like. I often wonder how businesses kept records…..paper!!??
- Kernut on September 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm said:
  
  ‘Paper’?? What’s paper?
Chuck Fanning on September 11, 2010 at 8:06 am said:

What theme are you utilizing here ? I like the style. Thank you for this posting.
subwow on September 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm said:

So true! LOL. Love this!
subwow’s last post ..This is 100 innocent I swear
- Kernut on September 17, 2010 at 9:30 am said:
  
  Can you imagine what life will be like in 10 or 20 years? Computers will all be small, hand-held devices or chips embedded into us and we just “think” what we want to Google.