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If Facebook Existed Through History

By Kernut, on September 17th, 2010%
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(Disclaimer – I didn’t write this. It’s too funny and creative, so obviously. I got it in an email from one of my awesome friends. I have no idea whom to credit for the following hilarious post.)

If Facebook Existed Through History:

My favorite are the last two status posts, God and Ancient Asteroid. I especially love the last two comments.

If you don’t share this story, zombies will get you. (Just a little.)

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Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order

By Kernut, on July 22nd, 2010%
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This is me. What, you thought I was human?

When I’m not here, you probably think I’m out having an awesome social life, on a date, or having sex.

Sadly, no. It’s been about a year since I had a boyfriend – and he was really lousy in bed. Come to think of it, so was the one before him.

But I have been discovered – by spammers.

When I’m not here blogging (and deleting spam), I’m over here writing about Social Media (and deleting spam), or here writing about sexy stuff.

That is, when I’m not at my new job!

Yes, it’s true folks – I am no longer a government-subsidized cube dweller. I have escaped the padded cell, a.k.a. the cubicle from hell.

(Believe it or not, I didn’t get fired for asking Guy Kawasaki if he had a single brother for me. Truth be told, by then I had already given notice so there would have been no point in firing me in my last week. Heh heh.) Don’t stop now! Continue reading Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order

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Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess

By Kernut, on July 8th, 2010%

It was awesome! He’s very funny, smart, self-deprecating, and very approachable. Apparently, the latter is against the opinion of his detractors. . . . → Read More: Emails With Guy Kawasaki and The Bloggess

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How Not To MySpace (or Facebook)

By Kernut, on March 3rd, 2010%

Ok, but only if the hookup is in your pickup, Baby.

Dating Advice for Social Media from my MySpace blog in 2007 (a time when I was much more jaded than now – if that’s possible). While originally about MySpace, much of this also applies to Facebook.

MySpace made me über jaded about dating. It’s all MySpace’s fault for letting those horny 20-somethings send me the most ludicrous requests for a date (read: hookup). It’s really hard to take men seriously after receiving requests like those below.

But I’m all better now.  heh. *twitch*

How Not To MySpace, Part 2

Acknowledgment: “Part 1” was written by my friend Steve. His gave me the idea for the following article. His article, How Not To MySpace should be read. And followed. Verbatim.

Making Friends – and keeping them: Don’t stop now! Continue reading How Not To MySpace (or Facebook)

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Facebook Addicts Anonymous 12 Steps

By Kernut, on February 14th, 2010%
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Facebook Addicts Anonymous 12 Steps . . . → Read More: Facebook Addicts Anonymous 12 Steps

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