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Category Archives: Queen of The Zombies

In the Land of the Vampires

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 14, 2019 by KernutMay 14, 2019
Lafayette Cemetery 1, NOLA

Three things you may or may not know about NOLA (that’s “New Orleans, Louisiana,” for those of you who don’t get out much) and vampires:New Orleans is purportedly the home to 50 real vampires, according to a study by Louisiana State University doctoral candidate John Edgar Browning.The vampires have their own association, New Orleans Vampire Association (NOVA).There’s a New Orleans Vampire Tour. Naturally.

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Posted in Louisiana, Old Stuff, Queen of The Zombies | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Umm what?

Tales From the RV Park: Kernut vs. Critters

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 26, 2017 by KernutJanuary 30, 2017
Zombie Squirrel Returns from Roadkill

In light of subsequent events, this saga will henceforth be referred to as Kernut vs. Critters.

I hate glue traps. Have a I mentioned that before? Maybe once or twice?
Shortly after posting Kernut vs. Critters, part 1, I discovered a massive nest built on top of my RV gas tank. It had branches (complete with leaves),

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Posted in Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Things That Make you Go Huh, Zombies Are Coming

Tales From the RV Park: Zombie Rat 8, Kernut 0

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 16, 2017 by KernutJanuary 26, 2017

The zombie rat is winning. I first began hearing things “go bump in the night” a few weeks ago: a bump on the underside of the RV, a bump in the front. I wondered what critter had enough body mass to make a thud that reverberated through the chassis. And then Pye started sitting in the well of the drivers seat, where your feet go, staring at the wall that separates the peddles from the engine.

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Posted in Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, Things That Make you Go Huh, Zombies Are Coming

Mutter Museum: I saw dead people and it was gross.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 5, 2016 by KernutSeptember 5, 2016
Giant skeleton at Mutter Museum in Philadelphia, PA.

I am not freaked out or offended by death or open casket funerals. So it should be no surprise it has been my long time desire to see the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. For those of you that don’t know, the Mutter Museum is dedicated to medical oddities. Bodies, parts, dissected errant growths, freaky medical tools, and a lot of embalmed things in jars.

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Posted in Pennsylvania, Queen of The Zombies, Weird | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Things That Make you Go Huh, Weird wacky wonderful

I told my therapist about you. Because the zombie apocalypse is coming and you need a shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 15, 2012 by KernutJanuary 5, 2013

  I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Queen of The Zombies, Travel, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, I Am Queen of The Zombies, Lover of All Things Cheezy, RV Travels, Zombies Are Coming

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student – UPDATED

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 17, 2011 by KernutFebruary 18, 2011

First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store. You. Guys. Are. Awesome. (I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.) In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Queen of The Zombies, When I'm Not Here, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Zombies Are Coming

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