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In the Time of The Coronapocalypse

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 20, 2020 by KernutApril 20, 2020
Finished Netflix. Now what?

Oddities during the Time of The Coronapocalypse.

I learned I love stillness in the world.

I learned I have grandiose dreams (yeah, I know that shouldn’t come as such a surprise to me) that I will not fulfill when given half the chance. (<--- THAT came as the real surprise.) I attended a virtual memorial for a friend. There were over 150 people on the Zoom call honoring JG's memory. He was a good man who touched many lives and helped countless people. I aspire to do half as well as JG. I had a birthday anniversary of my 29th birthday during the Coronapocalypse and no one came. (Ok, ok, no one could come, but that's not the point.) I had cake for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and exercised for dinner. I learned you could finish Netflix. Disney+, sure. But Netflix? Never saw that coming.  And most surprising to me, I miss the energy of people.

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Posted in Delusions of Grandeur, When I'm Not Here, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Umm what?, Zombies Are Coming

Tales From the RV Park: Kernut vs. Critters

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 26, 2017 by KernutJanuary 30, 2017
Zombie Squirrel Returns from Roadkill

In light of subsequent events, this saga will henceforth be referred to as Kernut vs. Critters.

I hate glue traps. Have a I mentioned that before? Maybe once or twice?
Shortly after posting Kernut vs. Critters, part 1, I discovered a massive nest built on top of my RV gas tank. It had branches (complete with leaves),

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Posted in Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Tales From the RV Park, Things That Make you Go Huh, Zombies Are Coming

Tales From the RV Park: Zombie Rat 8, Kernut 0

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 16, 2017 by KernutJanuary 26, 2017

The zombie rat is winning. I first began hearing things “go bump in the night” a few weeks ago: a bump on the underside of the RV, a bump in the front. I wondered what critter had enough body mass to make a thud that reverberated through the chassis. And then Pye started sitting in the well of the drivers seat, where your feet go, staring at the wall that separates the peddles from the engine.

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Posted in Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, WTF?, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Tales From the RV Park, Things That Make you Go Huh, Zombies Are Coming

Two heads are better than one shrunken head. Possibly.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 28, 2013 by KernutNovember 2, 2013
Goat born with two heads and four eyes.

It’s All In Your Shrunken Head

It would seem the Ingram-Bandera area has a thing for heads. Today I bring you a two-headed goat, and a couple shrunken heads, one of which is human. (If you’re squeamish you might want to read something else, like Cat-butt-tongue water or watch the bull castration video I made on a Texas ranch. On second thought, if you’re squeamish you probably stopped reading this blog a long time ago. Ok, never mind.)

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas, Weird | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful, Zombies Are Coming

I told my therapist about you. Because the zombie apocalypse is coming and you need a shirt.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 15, 2012 by KernutJanuary 5, 2013

  I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, Queen of The Zombies, Travel, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, I Am Queen of The Zombies, Lover of All Things Cheezy, RV Travels, Zombies Are Coming

“The Thing” in Dragoon, Arizona? It’s a dead thing.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 26, 2012 by KernutApril 26, 2012
Zombie Tarantulas.

First, Tombstones in Tombstone and now a Dead Thing in Dragoon. (SPOILER ALERT: If you plan to see “The Thing?”, as advertised on the many signs along Highway 10 in Arizona, don’t read any further. They make an effort to keep The Thing? a secret until you get inside the … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Who Thinks of These Things, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Weird wacky wonderful, Zombies Are Coming

How A Panicky Lemming Prepares For Major Disasters

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 21, 2011 by KernutMarch 24, 2011

We interrupt our regularly scheduled post on my Match.com Misadventures to provide you all with much needed disaster preparedness information. You’re welcome. As y’all know I can be a bit panicky at times, while simultaneously possessing a tendency to do stupid things, much like a lemming would hurl itself off … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Panic Much, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Panic Shmanic, Zombies Are Coming

My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student – UPDATED

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 17, 2011 by KernutFebruary 18, 2011

First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store. You. Guys. Are. Awesome. (I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.) In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Queen of The Zombies, When I'm Not Here, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Zombies Are Coming

Human or Zombie?

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 28, 2010 by KernutMarch 31, 2016
I zombied myself. This is also what I'll look like when I'm 80.

In honor of Halloween, I’ve decided to assimilate. They say it will only hurt a little in the beginning. The other night I watched Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke. No, not with him in my living room, he’s in the movie. But you probably knew he wouldn’t be in my living … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Delusions of Grandeur, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged I Am Queen of The Zombies, Zombies Are Coming

The Gruesome Death of A Fly

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 1, 2010 by KernutOctober 12, 2010
Zombie Fly Returns

The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor, My Crazy Childhood, Zombie Apocalypse | Tagged Humor, Zombies Are Coming

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