In light of subsequent events, this saga will henceforth be referred to as Kernut vs. Critters.
I hate glue traps. Have a I mentioned that before? Maybe once or twice?
Shortly after posting Kernut vs. Critters, part 1, I discovered a massive nest built on top of my RV gas tank. It had branches (complete with leaves),
The zombie rat is winning. I first began hearing things “go bump in the night” a few weeks ago: a bump on the underside of the RV, a bump in the front. I wondered what critter had enough body mass to make a thud that reverberated through the chassis. And then Pye started sitting in the well of the drivers seat, where your feet go, staring at the wall that separates the peddles from the engine.
But, wait! There's more...It’s All In Your Shrunken Head
It would seem the Ingram-Bandera area has a thing for heads. Today I bring you a two-headed goat, and a couple shrunken heads, one of which is human. (If you’re squeamish you might want to read something else, like Cat-butt-tongue water or watch the bull castration video I made on a Texas ranch. On second thought, if you’re squeamish you probably stopped reading this blog a long time ago. Ok, never mind.)
But, wait! There's more...I told my therapist about you. t-shirts By now you’re all aware of The Great RV Roll-about. Maybe more so than you’d like. Hey, it could be worse – this could be another post about my cat. For those of you living vicariously through my experiences, I thought you’d … But, wait! There’s more…
First, Tombstones in Tombstone and now a Dead Thing in Dragoon. (SPOILER ALERT: If you plan to see “The Thing?”, as advertised on the many signs along Highway 10 in Arizona, don’t read any further. They make an effort to keep The Thing? a secret until you get inside the … But, wait! There’s more…
We interrupt our regularly scheduled post on my Match.com Misadventures to provide you all with much needed disaster preparedness information. You’re welcome. As y’all know I can be a bit panicky at times, while simultaneously possessing a tendency to do stupid things, much like a lemming would hurl itself off … But, wait! There’s more…
First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store. You. Guys. Are. Awesome. (I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.) In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com … But, wait! There’s more…
In honor of Halloween, I’ve decided to assimilate. They say it will only hurt a little in the beginning. The other night I watched Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke. No, not with him in my living room, he’s in the movie. But you probably knew he wouldn’t be in my living … But, wait! There’s more…
The Death of A Fly Aren’t you glad you come here? Where else could you get such fascinating news as this? Nowhere, trust me. A recent post about the death of a fly by my hot bloggy friend, A Vapid Blonde, reminded me of the torture we used to inflict … But, wait! There’s more…
Their tag line? “Close Combat Techniques… because you WILL run out of ammo.”
Seriously, they’re right. You will.
They ask us ‘When the dead rise, will you be able to dispatch them with a simple smile on your face and a witty comeback on your lips?’
I think not.
These guys are really smart – they’re thinking ahead. They’re thinking OUTSIDE of the Zombie box, people. We need to do the same or we’re going to be left behind.
That’s when I came up with the idea for Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Cards
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