Human or Zombie? — 18 Comments

    • Daybreakers isn’t very scary. I’m not a fan of slasher flicks like Saw or Freddy and Jason, either.

      I heard that about the Mayan calendar. I’m bummed because I’ve been working on a great post about it, and why it ends where it does. Seriously, this sucks. I’m going to have to call those scientists heretics or I may have to re-write the post.

    • Hmmm, but have I sufficiently persuaded you to come to the dark side? Human or Zombie? Either is good. We will need food, you know. 😉

  1. I LOVE Zombies! I will serve your Zombie Kingdom quite well. Obviously, I am assimilating, and please don’t eat my brains! Or harvest them for other Zombies!

    xo Susie

    • Most excellent! No, no, we will not eat the brains of our fellow zombies.

      And, as one of the first to assimilate, you may nominate others whom you would like to see farmed. Perhaps an ex-husband? Ex-boyfriend? Mean boss or co-worker?

    • Now that you mention it, I can picture Ethan Hawke in my living room, watching a movie, on my couch, naked…

      Ok, I’m back.

      Yes, you’re right – he would make and excellent servant to the Queen of the Zombies.

      As one of the first to pledge your allegiance, you may recommend someone for farming, or someone to be forced into assimilation…. who is the hotty of your choice?

  2. I’m glad you pointed out that Ethan Hawk wasn’t actually in your living room, I am VERY literal and totally read it that way and would have been thrown off by it the rest of the post for sure. LOL

    Hrrrmmmm, assimilate or have you eat me for breakfast? I say let’s assimilate! 🙂

  3. This is priceless. Nothing says “Happy Halloween” like a photo rendering of yourself at 80.

    I say post this photo on a dating website. Why? because that’s actually pretty sexy for 80.

    New to your blog, looking forward to more.

    • Welcome dear! Ah, yes the photo. It’s supposed to be “zombie me”, but that’s as good as the software gets, I guess: It just makes you look 80.

      Hmmm, dating 80 years olds might work for me. They sure would be easier to catch!

  4. Awesome Zombie picture! Seriously you would be so more than one day. Look at all of the practical Zombie killing advice you’ve gotten from the Bloggess! One day my bulbus buttocks! It is totally on!

    • Glad to have you on board for the infiltration of the humans! Yes, The Bloggess is most knowledgeable. I hope she decides to join us.