Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips

I know many of my seven readers have children. Intending my blog to always be informational, I want to share some great parenting tips with you all.

What? Just because I’m not a parent to a human doesn’t mean I don’t have great parenting ideas for you.

Seriously, don’t judge.

Need a babysitter in a pinch?

Duct tape = cheap babysitter. This kid is gonna be a great blogger when she grows up - she's already got a ton of blog fodder and she can't even write yet.

No duct tape? No worries!

Going on vacation? No need to pay for seats you don't need: These two are ready for flight! Another pair of future bloggers in the making.

Nursing is always a tough one. Here’s a nice diagram:

Men, don't try this at home. Or in public.

And last, but not least… How to dress your child.

No shit. She's probably the one who bought you that shirt.

See? Those were great tips.

Or not. But now we know how bloggers are made.Viva la blogging!

Comments

Duct Tape = Cheap Babysitter, and Other Parenting Tips — 10 Comments

Justbetter on July 1, 2010 at 7:21 am said:

Nice… I picked up a friend at the airport one time and her shirt said, oh I can’t say it here.

Thanks
- Kernut on July 1, 2010 at 7:54 am said:
  
  Aww, you can’t leave us hanging like that! Do tell!
Wicked Shawn on July 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm said:

I am saving this and printing it out for all expectant mothers. This will be my new gift at baby showers!! Bwahahaha.
- Kernut on July 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm said:
  
  I love it! You should throw in one of those t-shirts, too! LOL
Brahm (alfred lives here) on July 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm said:

Ha ha ha – love it – this was my best laugh of the week!
- Kernut on July 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm said:
  
  Welcome Brahm! Glad you enjoyed the post!
wordjanitor on July 3, 2010 at 7:47 pm said:

Gotta be careful of kids and grandparents these days. My mother gave my six-year-old son four rolls of duct tape, ten rolls of electrical tape, and some insane 30+ number of bungee cords for Christmas. I’m still thinking there’s some twisted Fruedian control deal going on in her head.
http://wordjanitor.blogspot.com/2009/12/sticky-situations.html
- Kernut on July 5, 2010 at 10:57 am said:
  
  Oh nooo, you’re grandmother sounds like an interesting woman! She seems to really like the hardware store items. Maybe you should reciprocate with some twine and Maglite flash lights next holiday?
subWOW on July 5, 2010 at 8:34 am said:

Love the first one. Great ads for Duct Tapes! LOL. As for the kids in a dog cage… we have taken several pictures like that when we visited our friends who have a big dog. 😉
- Kernut on July 5, 2010 at 10:59 am said:
  
  My little sister thinks the dog cage picture was not the result of bad parenting, but more likely the antics of a rascally older sibling.
  
  I have NO idea why she would think something like that.