No, wait. I think Charlie Sheen said ‘Put the hooker in the closet‘. Ok, then the bird should go in the box. Got it. Good thing, too, since the closet is quiet full of my clothes and skeletons. As many of you may know, I have a penchant for rescuing … But, wait! There’s more…
Rising up out of the St. George, Utah, suburbs looms a large plateau. There is nothing on top of it: no trees, no other homes. Except for a castle. Creed’s Castle.
But, wait! There's more...[This post is a tad racy and probably NSFW (not safe for work) if your boss is uptight.] Really? Intimidated? I just don’t get this. Ok, I can see possibly being slightly embarrassed walking into an actual sex toy store, but intimidated by an online sex toy store? You are … But, wait! There’s more…
When we left off in part 2, Martin Sheen and I were parked with driver’s-side windows together, our cars blocking the small neighborhood street. Meanwhile, the stalker in the white pickup was slowly coming up behind my car, most likely realizing I’d just obtained A-list mother-fucking help. Oh, …and we … But, wait! There’s more…
The BIG local news is all about this Mega Yacht, the “A”, owned by 38 year-old Russian Billionaire Andrey Melnichenko, that’s currently anchored off the coast of Sausalito (near San Francisco). There are three pools, one with a glass bottom viewable in the dance room below, and doorknobs worth $40,000 … But, wait! There’s more…
I got flowers last night. A big bouquet of beautiful red roses.
Ok, so they were from a complete stranger. But he’s totally hot.
But, wait! There's more...They ask, ‘Why are you single??’ or ‘Why haven’t you been married??’ But when they ask, with face half turned and narrowed eye, the tone says: “Is there something wrong with you that I can’t see??” (Uh, not trying to hide it. At all. Pay attention.) Or it sounds like … But, wait! There’s more…
