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Put the hooker in the box, and the bird in the closet.

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 5, 2012 by KernutMay 28, 2012
Laughing Gull Mating Plumage

No, wait. I think Charlie Sheen said ‘Put the hooker in the closet‘. Ok, then the bird should go in the box. Got it. Good thing, too, since the closet is quiet full of my clothes and skeletons. As many of you may know, I have a penchant for rescuing … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Gentlemen | Tagged It's Possible I Need Therapy, Things That Make you Go Huh

I Crashed the Castle in St George, Utah

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 6, 2011 by KernutJune 15, 2015
The Knight and his shinning armor.

Rising up out of the St. George, Utah, suburbs looms a large plateau. There is nothing on top of it: no trees, no other homes. Except for a castle. Creed’s Castle.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Adventures, Gentlemen, Good For The Soul | Tagged RV Travels, The Kindness of Strangers, Travel, Utah

Intimidated by The Adult Toy Store

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 30, 2011 by KernutOctober 19, 2013

[This post is a tad racy and probably NSFW (not safe for work) if your boss is uptight.] Really? Intimidated? I just don’t get this. Ok, I can see possibly being slightly embarrassed walking into an actual sex toy store, but intimidated by an online sex toy store? You are … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Gentlemen | Tagged Sex - atleast someone is getting it

Martin Sheen To My Rescue (conclusion)

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 14, 2010 by KernutDecember 14, 2010

When we left off in part 2, Martin Sheen and I were parked with driver’s-side windows together, our cars blocking the small neighborhood street. Meanwhile, the stalker in the white pickup was slowly coming up behind my car, most likely realizing I’d just obtained A-list mother-fucking help. Oh, …and we … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Celebrity Encounters, Gentlemen, Jobs I Had, Life in Malibu | Tagged Celebrity Encounters, I'm A Lemming, Panic Shmanic

A Mega Yacht in Larry’s Backyard

Kernut the Blond Posted on August 19, 2010 by KernutOctober 13, 2010
Mega Yacht Eclipse

The BIG local news is all about this Mega Yacht, the “A”, owned by 38 year-old Russian Billionaire Andrey Melnichenko, that’s currently anchored off the coast of Sausalito (near San Francisco). There are three pools, one with a glass bottom viewable in the dance room below, and doorknobs worth $40,000 … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, International Incident, Travel | Tagged Luxury, Travel

Dating Advice From The Unqualified

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 23, 2010 by KernutMay 27, 2010

Here are 5 Dating Tips…

1. Coffee dates are the kiss of death.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating, Good manners, Single

I Got Roses Last Night

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 5, 2010 by KernutJuly 12, 2010

I got flowers last night. A big bouquet of beautiful red roses.

Ok, so they were from a complete stranger. But he’s totally hot.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Random Rants | Tagged Bloggers I Stalk, Flowers, Gentlemen, Good manners

‘Why are you single?’

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 1, 2010 by KernutDecember 6, 2011

They ask, ‘Why are you single??’ or ‘Why haven’t you been married??’ But when they ask, with face half turned and narrowed eye, the tone says: “Is there something wrong with you that I can’t see??” (Uh, not trying to hide it. At all. Pay attention.) Or it sounds like … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Dating Advice, Gentlemen, Single and Loving It | Tagged Dating, Life, Single

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