Yup… Chocolate covered bacon is like sex.
(Maybe better, depending on the skill level of those involved.)
They fry everything in Texas: all fish, pickles, bacon, candy bars, mallow pies, strawberry shortcake, cheesecake, oreos, twinkies, s’mores, etc.
Y’all know I love a good festival. Since attending some of Texas’ festivals, fairs, and rodeos I’ve had some of THE BEST fried desserts ever. Fried cheesecake and fried oreos topped the list.
That is, until yesterday at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.
I could tell you about the darling peeps (baby chicks).
But even those don’t top what I had for dessert. Because so many of you touted its awesomeness, I had a fried twinkie. I also had fried s’mores. While both were good, fried cheesecake and fried oreos still topped the list.
Until I found the chocolate covered bacon. It was all I imagined and more.
Last week, when I
was phoning it in wrote about chocolate covered bacon, I had NO IDEA I’d be eating some within a week. Ask and ye shall receive!
I’m going to have to start smoking again after eating that. It’s been a while, but the pleasure of eating chocolate covered bacon compares to what I remember of sex.