Remember when I said ‘Texans have big balls‘? Well, they have some really big nuts, too.
I went to the nuthouse. I know you’re all thinking, “Well, it’s about time!”
No, not as a patient! It was just for a visit thankyouverymuch. Besides, it wasn’t that kind of nuthouse.
But before we get to the nuthouse, I’m going to tell you about the World’s Biggest Nuts. And they’re in Texas, of course.
I told you Texans had big nuts.
What do you need if you have a lot of big nuts? Some big nutcrackers…
The Pape Pecan Nutcracker Museum in Seguin, Texas boasts over 8,000 nutcrackers and nut pickers. There were so many photos from my visit to the museum, I decided to add them all to a slide show. Don’t miss the Naughty Nellies – feminine figurines that crack the nuts between their legs. I am not making this up.