For Ten Things Tuesday, a Dating Rant… Ten Reasons Dating Sucks A.k.a. Ten Reasons Not to Divorce, which could lead to dating. Just like smoking, dating can be dangerous for your health. If you’re single, you’ve probably experienced many of these yourself. I would love to hear your stories in … But, wait! There’s more…
My sister, Chickenbone, once told me ‘Don’t bring sand to the beach.’
Me: ???
Chickenbone: If you’re single, don’t bring a date to a party.
Me: (still) ???
Chickebone: …where there are single men.
Me (a minute later): Ohhhh. (the light bulb isn’t always super bright, folks)
But, wait! There's more...This is part 2 of my trip to Spain. (Part 1 in the series is here: The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly…) Advance apologies for the length and rantiness of this post. I promise the next will just be about my adventures and impressions of Spain. When we left off… … But, wait! There’s more…
It’s like trying to reason with a lizard… that’s the part of the brain that’s active in times like these. Just try to tell a lizard what to do. Let me know how that goes.
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His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.
But, wait! There's more...The 6’ tall gray cubicle walls are lightly padded for my protection, not unlike the padded cells of a funny-farm.
I suspect they are grooming me for transfer to the psych ward.
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