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Bugzilla, my new roommate.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 17, 2012 by KernutSeptember 2, 2013

. I’m beginning to doze off, my eyes start to droop and I manage to bookmark my page when out of the corner of my eye I see a LARGE, dark object moving very rapidly across the wall.

On the wall is the biggest roach I’ve ever seen. It’s at least two inches long NOT counting the antennae. NO LIE! It’s so big it actually makes sounds as it’s feet scurry along the wall, unlike other insects that are TOO SMALL TO MAKE SOUNDS WHEN THEY MOVE.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged I'm A Lemming, My Head Hurts, Umm what?

How Not to Ask Me For a Date

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 7, 2011 by KernutDecember 10, 2011

Mostly, I get wonderful, sweet and praising emails from you folks. I save them all. Sometimes the BS I get in my inbox requires a special rant. This is one of those times. As the Match.com Dating Chronicles and Dating Exiled Royalty attest, my love life has been nothing if … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Dating Advice, Snarky | Tagged Rants, Single

Martin Sheen Saved My Life (For Reals), Part 2

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 11, 2010 by KernutDecember 14, 2010

When we left off, I had just realized I was being followed by some stranger in a beat-up pickup truck with dark tinted windows. If you missed part one you can read it here: The Time Martin Sheen Saved My Life. Part three (the conclusion) coming soon. Trying to lose … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Celebrity Encounters, Life in Malibu, Trouble | Tagged I'm A Lemming, Panic Shmanic, Some People Are Assholes

God Grant Me The Senility

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 19, 2010 by KernutNovember 21, 2010

Ahh, what a lovely day. (UPDATED: This should say “week”.) Ok, I’m lying. Totally fucking lying. (I apologize for the cussing, but sometimes only a cuss word will do. There are more, just so you know. I probably have that cussing disease today, you may want to leave now.) You … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, WTF? | Tagged Life, Rants, WTF?

The Time I Worked For Fred Krueger and Donna Mills

Kernut the Blond Posted on July 13, 2010 by KernutJuly 13, 2010

Recently learning Herman Munster is alive and well and selling real estate, reminded me of one of the many jobs I had. I said job I had, not gave. sheesh No, not had as in got, either. Remember, I’m a woman – I give them I don’t …oh, never mind. … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Celebrity Encounters, Criminal Acts, Jobs I Had

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