Mostly, I get wonderful, sweet and praising emails from you folks. I save them all. Sometimes the BS I get in my inbox requires a special rant. This is one of those times. As the Match.com Dating Chronicles and Dating Exiled Royalty attest, my love life has been nothing if … But, wait! There’s more…
It’s time to light a match – it’s starting to stink on Match.com. This is part four (I think, but I’m starting to lose count) of my Match.com Adventures. Part three is Match.com: The Odds Are Good That The Goods Are Odd. Here are the latest two guys from Match.com: … But, wait! There’s more…
That’s the rule. There is only room for one special needs person in a relationship. In case you haven’t been here long, I’m it. For all the self-help books I’ve read, group quasi-therapy, and blogging, apparently it’s still me. I’m considering joining Match.com again and thought I should probably add … But, wait! There’s more…
For Ten Things Tuesday, a Dating Rant… Ten Reasons Dating Sucks A.k.a. Ten Reasons Not to Divorce, which could lead to dating. Just like smoking, dating can be dangerous for your health. If you’re single, you’ve probably experienced many of these yourself. I would love to hear your stories in … But, wait! There’s more…
My sister, Chickenbone, once told me ‘Don’t bring sand to the beach.’
Me: ???
Chickenbone: If you’re single, don’t bring a date to a party.
Me: (still) ???
Chickebone: …where there are single men.
Me (a minute later): Ohhhh. (the light bulb isn’t always super bright, folks)
But, wait! There's more...…advice on Dating and Sex, not that I’m doing much dating either. Here are some reasons why…
No texting or calls during dates. I have to admit, I broke this rule a couple months ago. My date had gone to the bathroom, and, well I had good reason. Ok, that’s just a reason and not an excuse. He came back before I finished, and I made a lame apology and then stopped. The point is it’s disrespectful.
Sexting – When is it appropriate. It’s an exciting way
But, wait! There's more...FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.
But, wait! There's more...Oh, it gets better.
His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.
But, wait! There's more...I got flowers last night. A big bouquet of beautiful red roses.
Ok, so they were from a complete stranger. But he’s totally hot.
But, wait! There's more...
