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Beaver + Wood = Love

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 15, 2013 by KernutJune 23, 2013
Big beavers like big wood.

That nice cowboy who took me to see bulls being castrated, and ride in a hay bailing tractor got me hooked on Duck Dynasty. Yeah, he’s a real romantic. But have you seen Duck Dynasty?? It’s the best reality show on TV. WAIT! Don’t go! I’m sorry I used a … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Texas, Worlds Largest | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Umm what?

Because there are cows, well, EVERYWHERE. Even on boats at the park.

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 29, 2012 by KernutMay 28, 2015
That face makes me want to give up eating beef.

Yeah, this happens here. Welcome to Cow Country.

Remember when I told you all how the bovine population outnumbered the human population in this town by ten to one? Even knowing that I was still amazed (and rather delighted) to see this little brown calf arrive at the park on a boat.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Texas, Wacky | Tagged Umm what?

The tale of the Rattlesnake Tail and why I’m now a Texan

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 14, 2012 by KernutNovember 5, 2012
rattlesnake tail

(*hat tip* to Bluz Dude at Darwinfish 2 for the title idea) The Tale of the Tail I’ve been creating a tree nursery for the park by germinating such things as Pomegranates, Wisteria, Jacaranda, Cheesewood, and Giant Sequoias. (Heh, I don’t pick the seeds, they were already here just collecting … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I'm Too Young, Something's wrong with her, Texas | Tagged Things That Make you Go Huh, Umm what?

They say ‘y’all’ in these here parts. UPDATED.

Kernut the Blond Posted on June 2, 2012 by KernutJune 6, 2012
Longhorns on a golf cart. Not rare in these here parts.

Texas is the land of ‘y’all’. I’d like to think I fit in when it comes to use of the local colloquialism, but I know I don’t because everyone still refers to me as “the California gal”. A while back I wrote a post about a few of the colloquialisms … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Gentlemen, Humor | Tagged The Kindness of Strangers, Umm what?

Bugzilla, my new roommate.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 17, 2012 by KernutSeptember 2, 2013

. I’m beginning to doze off, my eyes start to droop and I manage to bookmark my page when out of the corner of my eye I see a LARGE, dark object moving very rapidly across the wall.

On the wall is the biggest roach I’ve ever seen. It’s at least two inches long NOT counting the antennae. NO LIE! It’s so big it actually makes sounds as it’s feet scurry along the wall, unlike other insects that are TOO SMALL TO MAKE SOUNDS WHEN THEY MOVE.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in A Cuss Word Will Do, Panic Much, WTF? | Tagged I'm A Lemming, My Head Hurts, Umm what?

Slab City is, umm, different. Very different. Kind of like me. Sort of.

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 13, 2012 by KernutAugust 3, 2016

Many RVers know about Slab City, some like it, some don’t, but everyone said, ‘You have to experience it at least once.’

I asked, ‘Why? What’s the attraction?’ No one could really say why, they just said it was ‘different’.

But, wait! There's more...
Posted in Adventures, California, WTF? | Tagged RV Travels, Umm what?

There’s a pyramid in Arizona. I don’t think the Egyptians built it, but what do I know.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 10, 2011 by KernutAugust 17, 2013
Hadji Ali's (Hi Jolly) Monument

Crazy dinosaur marketing schemes, lighthouses, giant golf ball houses, wayward donkeys, naked bookstore owners, and now this. A pyramid. Arizona is probably the coolest state when it comes to unique and odd attractions. I used to think I’d have to go to Egypt or Mexico to see a pyramid, but … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Cheezy Americana, International Incident, Travel, Weird | Tagged RV Travels, Umm what?, Weird wacky wonderful

I met a naked man in Quartzsite, Arizona.

Kernut the Blond Posted on December 5, 2011 by KernutAugust 17, 2013
Reader's Oasis bookstore, home of the naked man, in Quartzsite, Arizona.

Everyone told me “There’s a naked man in Quartzsite, Arizona. You’ve got to go there.” Well, duh! Of course I do. My friends, and folks I meet on my travels, give me some of the best tips. I love you people! They were right, as usual: he was naked except … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in TMI, Travel, Wacky, WTF? | Tagged RV Travels, Umm what?, Weird wacky wonderful

Flying saucers, people living in a giant golf ball, praying to the God of Golf, and giant animal statues. Also? Beware of donkeys.

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 5, 2011 by KernutNovember 18, 2011
A "UFO" at Area 66

A bit of randomness from western Arizona… The infamous Area 51 is in Arizona, a state where many people claim to have seen UFOs. I’ve met some of them. The people, not the UFOs. One told me there is a local support group for alien abductees. Huh? (I looked, but … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Animals, Travel, Who Thinks of These Things | Tagged random, RV Travels, Umm what?

The Best Date I’ve Had Since I Joined Match.com

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 22, 2011 by KernutMay 15, 2011

After spending a couple hours getting to know each other, I was ready. Really ready. I’ve waited a long time for this moment. Too long. Taking my time, I slowly warmed her up. Pushing all the right buttons, her fine motor began purring beneath me. I wrapped my hands around … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Adventures, Dating | Tagged Luxury, Single, Umm what?

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