First, my undying love and gratitude to those of you who purchased items from my “Zombie Life Is Good” store.
You. Guys. Are. Awesome.
(I still can’t believe it’s not really my family buying stuff, but they swear.)
In a burst of creativity, spurred by a plethora of weird match.com men, cling-ons, and utterly dull coffee dates, I made a few new things. I told several I was too busy “working” to go out with them. I was making these t-shirts. Yup, totally busy working.
My Zombie Dad Ate Your Soccer Mom (Thank you John C for this idea)
Zombies Hate Fast Food (for the healthy zombie in you)
Breaking from the theme ’cause I’m versatile like that, for you dog lovers:
My personal favorites are:
UPDATED: Apparently the humorless douche-canoes of Twilight Enterprises do not understand parody. They made the store pull my awesome t-shirt. Umm, helooo Twilight Enterprises people??? Zombies aren’t real. THIS IS CALLED A PARODY (See Fair Use Laws, assholes) AND IS NOT BREAKING ANY LAWS. Probably. About the zombies.
I made another shirt. They better not veto this one or I’ll send my team of rabid lawyers after them.
Team Zombie Ate Teams Ed and Jacob (because they’re douche-canoes)
Team Zombie (thank you Chickenbone!)
Pretty funny, huh? HAHAA I crack me up! And sometimes I’m the only one laughing.
All items are customizable! If there’s something you’d like to see, or you have an idea for a shirt, mug, bumper sticker, skateboard, sneakers, whatever, please post it in the comments and I’ll make it for you.