Online Dating: Two little girls wrote a better profile than mine
This post is brought to you by the internet. Yes, that means I’m phoning it in. Why? Because two little girls wrote a better dating profile than I did. I should stick to blogging, and collecting cats.
Now I know what I’ve been doing wrong with this online dating thing — besides doing it at all. Two little girls, ages six and nine — YES, 6 and 9, — have summed up in 30 bullet points what I tried to do with several pages of (probably useless because most men aren’t reading it) text.
List of Boyfriend Rules by Blaire (age 6) and Brooke (age 9)
It’s funny, scary accurate, and insightful: “#4 not living with Parents”. Whoa. I sure could’ve used that line in the past.
Go read it, I’ll wait.
And there you have it. These two girls have written a better profile that I did. I just might make it my new one, if I decide to carry on. However, I’ll change #10 to say “must like cats, and RV travel”, and #22 to “must love quirky blondes”.
UPDATE: I replaced my profile text with their 30 Boyfriend Rules, with only a few minor changes as noted above. We’ll see what happens!
#22 Last name not weird. You GOTTA keep that one!
Well, at my ripe ol’ age of uhh… almost 30, I’m not too worried about that. Too much trouble for me to change mine at this stage. If he doesn’t like his, he change it to mine.
Hey, Bluz, is your last name weird? 😉
You know it is!
LOL Actually, yours isn’t bad at all; it’s even pronounceable. Plus, it reminds me of a dessert. 🙂
So is ” don’t pick your nose” a deal breaker?
Yeah, pretty much. At least not when I’m around to see it.
I once walked in on a BF picking his nose, sitting in his living room with his kid, front door wide open.
I still remember it all too vividly.
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Sunday…the day of predators.lol Most sites have instructional vids for the guys that tell them to make contact Sunday and cement the date no more than wed. This is because almost all women on the sites do their careful searching from Sunday morning to they early eve on Sunday. This is because they didn’t get a weekend date, or their weekend date was pathetic so women unlike men get right back to the search. Most unsuccessful men start looking around Thursday and ask with one or less days warning.What a girl has to understand is Sunday is slack day for guys. If they are online chatting its because they watched the tutorial or they are just plain hustlers looking to tie up the pretty girls early in the cycle. Do yourself a favor And set up a dummy acct as a guy. see what they see. next to every woman’s pic I see an ad with a super hot chick that says dont waste your time, our site has sugar mamas that are ready to meet right now. Unfortunately no real woman can compare to the airbrushed nonsense right next to them and the tendency is to click to the next profile, because now you have unreal standards to match. Sad but true commentary. Guys have to pay to get rid of the ads or they are always there conflicting common sense.
I guess so many ladies are doing the work that men use to do in dating some men are not use to working for a quality woman
If a guy is so stupid not to ask a woman out several days or a week in advance he is a looser