The Great Roll-About: Single Female Traveling Long Term in an RV
This blog is about to change. A lot.
For the better, I hope. But I can’t make any promises.
I’m almost officially a gypsy. If all goes as planned by this time next week I’ll have no “permanent home”, and few possessions. Before you start to feel sorry for me, know that I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.
Uhh, what did you just say?? You’ve been looking forward to this?
Remember, I’m here because I’m not all there.
For almost two years now I’ve fantasized about getting a motorhome, traveling the country like a gypsy while writing about my adventures. Granted, I often don’t know the difference between a fantasy and a plan. But is there really a difference? Must they be mutually exclusive?
And my dream is about to begin. I bought an RV, and will take possession of it in about a week. I can’t wait! I’m excited, and really hope I can pull this off.
While I do want to see some of the popular monuments and attractions, I really want to see all the goofy, cheezy stuff that makes America so wonderful. Where else in the world can you see The World’s Largest Balls of Twine (there are actually two!) and The World’s Largest Frying Pans? (Ok, Australia does have that monkey with the frozen balls. But we’ve got our share of cool, funny stuff right here in the U.S.)
I naturally, and perhaps naively, assumed I’d have everyone’s support – even if they didn’t agree with my choices. Unfortunately, I don’t have the support of two of my close family members. They are traditional and conservative (completely unlike myself), but that’s not really where the problem lies. One in particular will never approve of my choices unless those choices are very traditional and conservative. This one is very vocal about how ‘I’m not doing anything right’.
Can y’all see me as traditional and conservative?
*laughs*
My. point. exactly.
A couple other close family members are on the fear-fence for me, but are able put aside their personal beliefs and desires and still be supportive of me and my choices. Without calling me names.
My friends, on the other hand, both real-life and bloggy, approve and support me wholeheartedly. And to you all I express my undying love and appreciation. At a time like this, when I’m taking a huge step and a giant leap of faith, your love and support means the world to me.
My recent experience has given me an expanded appreciation for those who’ve taken a road less traveled, followed a dream, and how their friends and/or family may have reacted to their choice.
There are two interpretations of Robert Frost’s The Road Not Taken, the popular and the ironic. No matter how Mr. Frost may have meant it, it’s really the individual interpretation that matters, isn’t it? Were I not able to follow this dream, I would always wonder “What if?”. I’m not all that worried about “failing”. It’s a gamble, I get that. But that’s not the point, and it never has been.
If you don’t play, you can’t win. If you don’t take the plunge, you’ll never know how good the water feels. If you let fear dictate every step, you’ll never go anywhere.
For those of you who’ve supported my brave decision without a single unkind word or cautionary statement, who’ve encouraged me to take the plunge and follow my dream, to try it even if I don’t know if I’ll succeed, I dedicate this wonderful adventure to you.
I hope to bring into your hearts and homes the sense of adventure I feel. I hope to excite you and entice you to visit these places for yourself. I hope to bring to you the appreciation I have for the country we live in. And most of all, I hope my example encourages you to take a leap of faith and follow your dream. Maybe it won’t turn out as you planned or hoped, but it just may be even better that you ever imagined.
If I can do this, so can you!
*raises glass* Here’s to the beginning of a wonderful, wild, and brave adventure for us all! I hope you will join me in my travels, even if it’s only vicariously. And I hope to meet many of you on the road!
With much love,
Kernut, the brave and crazy blond
When you mention the world’s largest ball of twine I thought of the Vacation movie.
Vacation! There is also a reference to the Largest Frying Pan in the movie Michael.
wow, that was so exciting to read! i traveled a lot when i was in my late teens, early 20s. living out of a VW van and seeing the country. it was rough at times, but more often it was an amazing way to live and i got to see and do so many things that are now, at age 43, great memories. further, i’ve wanted for years to do the same thing again, the same thing you’re doing, and i will! congratulations to you for taking this brave leap into the great unknown. you won’t regret it!
Thank you π I can’t wait to start my wild adventure on August 3!
I’m about your age, and wish I could have done it earlier like you did. There’s soooo much to see! Who knows, I may never “land” in a permanent home again π
Dude, you SO ROCK! And I want constant updates on the World’s Biggest Things… I love that roadside shit!
π Thank you! I can’t wait to start rolling about the country and posting my adventures. I hope to be shooting video, too. Maybe we can meet when I hit your neck of the woods? I could rescue you from the family vacation π
That is so exciting! I am so glad you are going to set out on your journey soon…pictures…I want to see lots of pictures. Cheers to you! And if you get to the northwest…give me a call and I will slap your feet into socks and sandals so fast you won’t know what happened to you. Haha.
I’m buzzing with anticipation! Yes, there will be pictures, and more likely video! I might even edit it. I’d love to meet up when I get to the northwest! I might be a year or so, though. I’m starting by heading south – with the weather. Will make a big circle to be on the east coast around April of next year, which puts me back in the west in about a year. *fingers crossed*!
P.S. Sorry we didn’t get a chance to meet in person when you were here. I hope you had a great trip!
Good luck on your journey! I have always wanted to just throw caution to the wind and travel cross country and see all the weird and wacky things along the way. I say good on ya! I just found you and can’t wait to read about all your fun (and funny!) adventures. Rock on sister!
You should just do it! And welcome to my little spot on the interwebs! I hope my adventures will be entertaining! π
What’s not to support? It’s your life and you should take whatever road/leap you choose. Conventional is over-rated anyway.
Can you come over and counsel my father and my sister? They have this obsession with controlling my life. Both think I can do little right. π
How great for you, a fabulous adventure. Heading over to Phoenix in your travels. I suggest if you are to wait until it stops being 110 degrees. But if you show up I’ll be happy to have a glass of wine over ice with you.
Fabulous! AZ is on my current list. I’d love to meet to met up with you on the road! Should be there sometime in mid to late September.
I am jealous! And completely supportive! I can’t wait to read about your adventures!
There’s a barbed wire museum in Kansas you might want to check out…
Xo susie
If I can do this, anyone can! Seriously. A barbed wire museum??? Awesome! That’s already cracking me up!
Let it roll, Kernut… Baltimore’s waiting for you… But since you’re starting on the other end of the country, I suppose we’ll be waiting quite a while…
Ya Baltimore! Crab cakes – I think you promised me crab cakes. My memory is crap, and you may have to remind me when I get closer to your neck of the woods, but I rarely forget food stuffs. π
My best guess (not a terribly educated one, I might add) is that I’ll be on the east coast around April of next year, weather permitting. I know, it seems a long time away to me, too. There are a bunch of great bloggers on the east coast – I plan to be partying for a while.
You should read/take Neil Gaiman’s American Gods with you – in it he talks about how roadside attractions are like holy places in modern culture. You could totally sell your trip to your family as a religious quest.
OMG! Roadside attractions like Holy places? He sounds like my kind of peeps. That’s the author The Bloggess likes, isn’t he?
Huh, maybe I could convert the two hold-outs of I pitched this as a religious pilgrimage! Great idea! Thanks!
Sounds fabulous – I wish you lots of luck π
Thank you! π And welcome to my humble spot on the web!
I’m all for adventure -I didn’t spend six days making everything so it would go appreciated.
Go! Enjoy! Litter and I’ll smite you!
LOL! I love your wit! I promise not to litter!
How nice!! Good luck to your adventure.. I`m excited for you..
Thank you! π I’m excited, too, but getting a bit nervous…