Cue Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On (listen while you read this… It’ll get you in the mood.)

I made it to the horny towns of Pennsylvania Dutch Country! Another one to check off the Bucket List!

Pennsylvania is beautiful! One of the prettiest states when it comes to rolling green hills of the countryside. It’s no wonder they use photos of the farms and silos for puzzle pictures. I was in Dutch Country for a few days… and I fell in love with the place! The folks are very friendly, and the towns clean – in looks, if not in name.

I always thought the Amish were on the conservative side, until I learned they sure do like to like kinky names for their towns. Let’s take a tour – with our date – through…

Horny (in) Pennsylvania: Bird-in-Hand, Intercourse, Paradise, Fertility, Virginville, Blue Ball.

Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania… It’s more than just a hot date…

Bird-in-Hand is where you start…

You’ve got a date with a beautiful, sweet gal. You take your date to dinner at the local Bird-in-Hand restaurant and smorgasbord. You pay for dinner and…

Oh, look! There’s an inn right next door! Ignoring the fact is says “Family” Inn, you take your date there after dinner, all the while hoping for…

Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Intercourse Fire Company… Intercourse Firemen inside. Oh my.

You cue your theme song: Let’s Get It On. One visit to Intercourse and you’ll be in Paradise!! (We did go to Paradise, PA, but I can’t find my photos from it.)

But much like my photos of Paradise, you don’t make it there.

Instead, you get sent to Fertility. (I went to Fertility, PA, but I have nothing to show for it… you may recall my surgery of several months ago. HAHAHAA I crack me up!)

Virginville comes up. (Not just a state off being, it is also a town in Pennsylvania.) But it’s too far away, or a long time ago… Either way, you can’t go to Virginville.

So you end up in Blue Ball.

Blue Ball, PA. It’s where you end up after Virginville.

Now you’ve got your own bird in hand… and you’re looking for the bush.