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Random Giant Texas

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 15, 2016 by KernutMay 15, 2016
Giant Knight in Gainesville, Texas.

This is a short post of a few random giant things in Texas: Giant Spurs in Gainesville, Giant Chess Knight and Castle Wall near Gainesville, and a Giant Chessboard in Giddings. In case you are like me and want to know the “why” of things, I’ll include what little I know about these items.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

Slicker than two eels humpin’ in a bucket of snot.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 16, 2016 by KernutApril 16, 2016

Much like Doctor Who’s Tardis, the Museum of the Plains is deceptively small-looking on the outside. However, once you’re inside, you realize it’s a maze of buildings linked together. In addition to being a large museum in a small, remote town, it contains collections from thimbles to dinosaurs.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Wonderful | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Bucket List Item: The Cadillac Ranch

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 7, 2016 by KernutApril 8, 2016

The. Cadillac. Ranch!

One of my top three Bucket List items is officially checked off! (The Largest Frying Pan and the Largest Ball of Twine being the other two top items.) The Bucket List exists because of these three items.

Do you all realize how looong The Cadillac Ranch has been on my Bucket List?

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Dream Catcher and Metal Men

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 4, 2016 by KernutApril 4, 2016
Metal Dream Men Catcher

Or should that be Metal Dream Man Catcher?

Because I would really like to have a metal Dream Man Catcher. What woman wouldn’t, right? If you hung it over your bed at night, you would wake up in the morning to find your dream man inside. You could let him out, have your way with him, and then put him back to save him for later.

Or have him go make breakfast.

Somebody get to work on that right away.

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Posted in Texas, Wacky, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Things That Make you Go Huh, Weird wacky wonderful

Picking fly turds out of pepper.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 25, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Canyon Lake

This post is a selection of random photos from around Texas. Some I’ve had for a long time, but there hardly seemed enough story about any one of them to form a whole post by themselves. Then I had the brilliant idea to lump all the mini posts into one… Hence, the title: Picking fly turds out of pepper.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Cats, Random crap, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Kerrville Museum of Western Art

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 20, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Cowboy leading horse through fire.

Kerrville doesn’t have much in the way of cheezy roadside attractions, but it does have a few fun things to see if you find yourself in the area. There is the chalk festival, and The Empty Cross, and the Museum of Western Art.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Ten Things Tuesday: Ways Texas Made Me A Better Person

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 8, 2016 by KernutMarch 8, 2016
Texas sunsets are awesome.

Before I came to Texas, for a long time I felt drawn to the state, a desire to go to there. I had no idea what it was really like, and no idea how much of an imprint it would leave on my soul. Texas changed me for the better. That may seem silly to say, but it is so different from the other states in which I’ve been – it really is like its own country.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, Ten Things, Texas | Tagged Gentlemen, Ten Things, Texas

Meanwhile, back at the ranch named Meanwhile there was a giant ant.

Kernut the Blond Posted on February 13, 2016 by KernutFebruary 13, 2016
Meanwhile back at the ranch.

When I was in north Texas Hill Country near Kerrville, I would walk through the neighborhood. One day, shortly after I snagged the photos of the giant ant in their front yard (below), this fence and gate showed up.

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Posted in Wacky, Who Thinks of These Things, Worlds Largest | Tagged Texas, Weird wacky wonderful, Worlds Largest

But where are you FROM?

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 21, 2015 by KernutNovember 21, 2015

“Where are you from?”

I can not count the number of times I’ve been asked that question in the last week, but I do know the number of times is greater than in my entire life up to this point.

I must have an accent.

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Posted in RV Lifestyle, Something's wrong with her | Tagged My Head Hurts, Oklahoma, Texas

“Hello from the other side”

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 9, 2015 by KernutDecember 13, 2015

Hello from the other side, I must’ve gone a thousand miles, I’m sorry but it’s long past time for me to move on. For such a long time you were my home, But not anymore. Hello from the other side…

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Posted in Cheezy Americana, Texas | Tagged Lover of All Things Cheezy, Texas

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