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Tag Archives: Random crap

Picking fly turds out of pepper.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 25, 2016 by KernutMarch 25, 2016
Canyon Lake

This post is a selection of random photos from around Texas. Some I’ve had for a long time, but there hardly seemed enough story about any one of them to form a whole post by themselves. Then I had the brilliant idea to lump all the mini posts into one… Hence, the title: Picking fly turds out of pepper.

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Posted in It's the country, Texas, Wacky | Tagged Cats, Random crap, Texas, Weird wacky wonderful

Oh my, how you’ve changed

Kernut the Blond Posted on January 1, 2015 by KernutJanuary 1, 2015

Happy New Year, my dear Kernutties!

New Year’s is my favorite holiday, for a lot of reasons, but mostly for the fresh beginning. (I’ve always held a secret desire to get married on New Year’s Day.) I read something today that said we don’t have to wait a whole year, but instead can make every day a Happy New Day.

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Posted in Good For The Soul, Tales From the RV Park, Texas | Tagged Love, Random crap, Things You Should Know

Ode to an Awning

Kernut the Blond Posted on May 1, 2013 by KernutMay 4, 2013
What's left of the Dometic A&E.

I know how much you all love my poetry, since Train and Tumbleweed got such rave reviews… (<—dripping with sarcasm), so I wrote another poem for you. This is what happened the other night to my neighbor’s awning during another huge storm in Texas. Ode To An Awning A fine product by Dometic, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Humor | Tagged Panic Shmanic, Random crap

Pescetarian or Bacontarian, can’t I be both?

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 4, 2013 by KernutMarch 4, 2013
Chocolate covered bacon

Pescetarian: It’s like vegetarian, but with meat. Pescetarian (from Wiki): (pron.: /ˌpɛskɨˈtɛəriən/) (also spelled pescatarianism) is the practice of a diet that includes seafood but not the flesh of other animals. A pescetarian diet shares many of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in I Don't Have A Category, Phoning It In | Tagged Random crap, Who cares

Busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor.

Kernut the Blond Posted on September 5, 2012 by KernutSeptember 15, 2012

That’s me… busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor. The squirrel video is posted (or will be as soon as it uploads to my YouTube channel, which is currently happening at a snail’s pace), but I wanted to update you all on items from … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Reviews, Who cares | Tagged Dating Sucks, Random crap, Reviews

Holy Flying Vampires, Y’all! The bugs are big in Texas.

Kernut the Blond Posted on April 3, 2012 by KernutApril 3, 2012
This is a Florida mosquito statue.

Remember I posted how when they say “Everything is bigger in Texas” they mean the rain? And the hail? Well, I’ve since found out they are also referring to the bugs. And the Texas-sized mosquitoes. The blood-sucking mosquitoes are huge, and persistent. One was trapped in my car yesterday. At … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Random Rants, The Birds and The Bees | Tagged Random crap, That's Just Wrong

Don’t make me get my gun out. Again.

Kernut the Blond Posted on March 13, 2012 by KernutFebruary 26, 2014

Two things that need shootin’: Varmints in your RV, and Stalkers It’s been a week of things that need shootin’. (Note the dropped “g” – I’m already starting to sound like a Texan. Just know it happens very fast, people, very fast.) (A note for my new readers: Last summer … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Criminal Acts, Random Rants | Tagged Random crap, Rants, Tales From the RV Park

Ten Things I Learned This Week

Kernut the Blond Posted on November 9, 2010 by KernutNovember 9, 2010

For Ten Things Tuesday, I thought I’d give y’all some more important information. You know, ’cause I like you to leave this blog feeling like you got a little chuckle out of it and that you’re a little smarter for having come here. And so you can say you come … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Bloggers I Stalk, Ten Things, Twitter Is Sucking Me In | Tagged Random crap, Twitter Owns My Soul

Ten Things I Like About Being Single And Ten Things I Don’t

Kernut the Blond Posted on October 26, 2010 by KernutJuly 30, 2012
single vs relationship

For Ten Things Tuesday… You get a Ten Things Bonus Round! neato. Ten Things I Like About Being Single 1. My stuff is always where I left it. Unless the cat moves it or eats it. Very rare. 2. The cat doesn’t much care how the house looks. Probably why … But, wait! There’s more…

Posted in Dating, Single and Loving It, Ten Things | Tagged Dating, Dating Sucks, Random crap

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