Category Archives: Who cares

RV stuff I fixed all by myself.

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Before I get to the self-stroking RV stuff I fixed, I want to talk about something sort of important, for once…

My Yahoo! editor has fallen off the face of the earth which means I’ve been able to write more on this blog. Lucky you! (No contact in about a month now, and I’ve submitted a great story idea and an article in that time, along with a few reminder emails.Whatever.) So in between writing the next episode of Tales From the RV Park, I checked my blog stats on Google Feedburner and noticed I lost about 20% of my subscribers within the four days after this post: Online Dating: Oh my. Well, this explains a lot. The post may or may not explain a lot about online dating, but I can’t figure out why I lost so many subscribers. Especially since I thought the post about the hunter-gather principle would’ve been the one to turn folks off. Or, more likely, this post or this post. Was it something I said?

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Cuff Em Danno

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The cop goes to uncuff him, but he can’t find his handcuff key. It’s gone. Totally lost. He asks if I have mine.

Nope. Didn’t expect to be doing the handcuffing on this one. Plus my key was taken away from me. But that’s another story.

So the cop leaves me alone in the apartment with the handcuffed BIG dude. Who could head-butt me to death with one blow. Who is innocent of skipping bail. But not cop-killing.

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Social Media, Jobs, Spam, Sex and Dating – Maybe not in that order

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…advice on Dating and Sex, not that I’m doing much dating either. Here are some reasons why…

No texting or calls during dates. I have to admit, I broke this rule a couple months ago. My date had gone to the bathroom, and, well I had good reason. Ok, that’s just a reason and not an excuse. He came back before I finished, and I made a lame apology and then stopped. The point is it’s disrespectful.

Sexting – When is it appropriate. It’s an exciting way

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On The 4th of July I Went To Jail, The Pokey, The Slammer

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It’s true my dear Kernutties – I Went To Jail 4th of July Weekend. The pokey, the joint,  the big house, the slammer. The Greybar Hotel. The Rock (no, not the hot one named Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson). I was a guest of the state. Alas, this time I did … But, wait! There’s more…

The Earl of Argyll Socks, and Other Relatives

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Mind you, it’s not like I ever got a birthday card from any of them. We’re not exactly close.

The Duke of Bedford, the Duke of Argyll, Ted McGinley, and any member of the Heinz ketchup family could totally send me one, though. Anytime. Really.

No, I’m *asking* if you would send me a card. Please.

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Questions and Answers

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I apologize for not responding sooner, but Formspring, the maker of the comment box on the right, didn’t notify me I had emails! *sigh* Apparently, this has been going on for a while with other members, too, and there is no plan to fix the issue. ??? Disclaimer: I make … But, wait! There’s more…

Random Things I Found Funny This Week

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My Blog is a Guilty Pleasure Pepperidge Farm Doesn’t Understand Me UPS Hires Basketball Players My Gift: Some Assembly, and Transportation, Required Google Searches Confuse Me, and Others (Really, I’ve got nothing. And sometimes Google has nothing, too.) A friend emailed me the other day to tell he how much … But, wait! There’s more…